*This blog suffers from the same condition as many of my other ones do-that of Safari/Apple. I KNOW that these are not broken up, so there is no need to remind me*
1. You wake up and wonder what Mac's mom is not allowing him to do today.
2. You've gone to WebMD to see what the **** is wrong with Eagle Hater.
3. Every time the SEC wins a bowl game, you say "Ha! Suck it BSchwartz!"
4. When Shawn Carter comes on the TV, instead of saying, "There's Jay-Z", you say "There's the guy in J.Hova's picture"
5. Before bashing the Patriots, you look over your shoulder to see if tracy is there.
6. You've thought "Hmm, she'd be a good girl for Chrono"... wait a minute. That doesn't mean you're on FN too much. It means you're looking at the girl in paddy's picture.
7. If anyone asks do you know any celebrities, you begin to say Josh and Dan.
8. Before you bash the Steelers, you look over your shoulder to see if Cassidy is there.
9. Steelercooz is your life mentor.
10. When you watch Around the Horn/PTI, you think "Ramdrumaster and AdamLee would kick Jay Marriotti's ****.
Well, that's 1-10. Stay tuned in for more.