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Josh Q. Public:  I don't care, when they stare, at the way that I'm always with you.  We're a pair, it's not fair when they say we're a special brew!  Woh woh woh woh.  I love you. -Bad Manners

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here go!  Roll out the barrel. We'll have a barrel of fun. Roll out the barrel. We've got the blues on the run. The Beermakers.  The Brew CrewHarvey's Wallbangers.  EX-Milwaukee Brewer Manager Dave Bristol once said: "There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow.  The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o'clock."   These days, that five o'clock bus should have a few more passengers.  A few more giving it the gassengers.  A few more first classengers.  These days, Prince Fielder should be on that bus.  I don't want to cause no fuss.  Too much, the Magic Bus.  But can I buy your Magic Bus?  Too much, the Magic Bus.  Prince Fielder's been too much.  Cecil's boy.  Oh boy!  Oh boy, what a week he's just had.  Oh boy, what a National League Player of the Week he's just had.  Just batted 440.  Just led the league with twelve RBIs.  His four bombs, 960 slugging percentage and twenty-four total bases tied him for the Major League lead.  You may say he's a dreamer.  But he's not the only one.  Not the only one leading the Brewers to first place in the NL Central.  Not the only one leading the Brewers to the best record in baseball.  Geoff Jenkins has been the glue that binds this team together.  So much so, his nickname has become the Glue.  Well I don't really care what people say.  I don't really watch what dem waan do.  Still I got to stick to my team like glue.  Elmer's Glue.  Super Glue.  Crazy Glue.  Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down?  Oh, no let's go!  Let's go crazy.  Let's get nuts.  JJ Hardy isn't gonna let de-elevator bring us down.  JJ Hardy is getting nuts.  JJ Hardy is slugging 134 points higher than Phat Albert Winnie the Pujols.  JJ Hardy nearly won Player of the Week himself.  This Hardy Boy is a Tower Treasure himself.  Tower of power.  The man of the hour.  He'll devour.   He's gonna tie you up and let you understand that he's not your average man, when he's got a baseball bat in his hands.  Daaaaamn!  Tower of power batting 536 for the week.  Tower of power with two bombs and nine RBIs for the week.  Tower of power leading all shortsops in RBIs.  Second in dings.  Second in hits.  Second in dings and hits but still number one in our hearts.  The Ace of Hearts.  Knowin' it ain't really smart.  The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you.  Chris Capuano will do anything for you.  Capuano just shut out the Washington Nationals through eight innings Monday night.  Capuano improved to 5-0 with a 2.31 earned run average Monday night.  The Brew Crew improved to 7-0 in his starts on Monday night.  Capuano proved himself to be the hottest pitcher in the National League on Monday night.  Carlos Villanueva is pretty hot too.  Pretty hot coming out of the bullpen.  Some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on.  Some feel the heat and decide that they can't go on.  Villanueva felt the heat.  Villanueva went on.  Coming out of the bullpen, Villanueva extended a run that has seen him post a 1.40 ERA in 19 1/3 innings since his heinous first outing.  Even with those first three runs in his heinous first outing, Carlos has a 3-0 record with a 2.79 ERA.  Not too shabby.  Not too shabby for someone adapting to a new role.  You know who else has been not too shabby.  Not too flabby.  Not too Uwe BlabbyJeff Suppan.  That's who.  That's who doing the dew.  That's who I'm making reference to.  With Bill Hall, Francisco Cordero, Rickie Weeks, Dave Bush and Ben Sheets, this team is firing on all cylinders right now.  Firing on all cylinders making them Milwaukee's Best: "Carefully Brewed for a Clean, Smooth Taste."

Public Acknowledgements:  The Who, The Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, John Lennon, Sports Illustrated, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Sean Paul, Franklin W. Dixon, LL Cool J, Juice Newton, Power Station and Miller Brewing Company.

Peace out homies.  Six Two and Even!

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