(Irving Park, IL) - If you ask the average baseball fan where Mark Prior is, you will probably get a muddled "I don't know." If you ask the average Cubs fan where Mark Prior is, you will either get an irate "who cares?" or a dispassionate "I think he's still rehabbing in extended spring training with the AAA club." But if you ask a resident of Irving Park in Northwest Chicago, you'll get a much more excited response: "That guy can sling a McGriddle like nobody's business!"
While taking a break from baseball, Prior was recruited by the Irving Park McDonald's to serve as one of the franchise's five starting Associate Morning and Mid-afternoon Assistant Managers. "It's a pretty good gig, and hey, a guy's gotta work. Baseball wasn't putting food on the table. So now I am. And I get a serious discount," Prior said of the job last week.
Prior may have served his last Mighty Kids Meal in a McDonald's uniform.
But the news is not all good for Prior and the McDonald's franchise. Wednesday morning, Prior underwent exploratory surgery in his right shoulder where a slight tear in his labrum was discovered. "All I've been asking myself the last two days is 'Why?' Why my flipping shoulder?" Prior lamented. "Same darn thing happened to our [french] fry guy, Larry, but it was his non-flipping shoulder. Lucky ****."
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are you sure i thought i saw him there........
woooooo
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