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When my buddies and I play Madden, we have a certain ratio, a formula for success, if you will.  We like to call it the U-Ratio.  This ratio is quite simple, if I am playing you and you have four players from The U and I only have three players from the U, we can conclude that regardless of skill level, you will win.

Since this is an entry level class on U-Ratio theory I will go into depth by not confusing you by using an ‘if-then’ statement.

If : my team has a greater number of players from The U

Then: I will win.

Now…..

To complete this course in U-Ratio Theory, you must take a one question quiz.  If you fail, re-read the above portion of the class and re-take the quiz.  Thanks for your undivided attention during the course.  It truly was a pleasure.  And remember; keep your eyes on your own screen!
 

EVALUATE THE FOLLWING SITUATION-
 

If Team X’s U-Ratio is 5

AND

If Team Z’s U-Ratio is 3
 

WHICH TEAM WILL WIN?
 

Press X if you chose Team X

Press Z if you chose Team Z

 

 

If you pressed: X or Z you MUST retake the test!  You should be intelligent enough to gather that this is nothing more than a blog, not a computer program where X and Z tally up your answers!

But,

If you mentally picked: Team X, you have successfully passed U-Ratio Theory 101.

-NilStradamus

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