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NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!FUNNY!

 In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
 the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow
 and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
 healthy lives.

 Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
 and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
 that?"

 And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it,
 add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

 And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
 that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
 wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

 So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
 Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
 side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

 God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
 oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish
 and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man
 gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and
named it "Devil's Food."

 God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
 those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
 Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman
 laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

 Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
 with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced
 the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained
 pounds.

 God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
 still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?"
 And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is
 good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

 God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

 Then Satan created HMOs

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