If u are a Boston fan this message is not4 u
Dear Rest of World
Now i'm sure ur wondering who i am and that is 4 me to know and u find out at the bottom. i just wanted to let u know ur teams other than college and hockey have no chance of beating these teams this season. i met with the comisses from each of these three sports Baseball, Basketball, and Football, and i made a deal with them, force teams to sell lower priced seats so for christ's sake i can get one, and i would talk to the man upstairs about getting an exclusive look at h-e-double hockey sticks, but no. They really ticked me off, so i decided to ruin their leagues. i decided Boston would be good because they're not too glamorus, they heckle at opposing teams, they're ship u out if ur awful, and when they get snow, boy i want to be there. So first i started off by having the Sox crush the storybook Rockies who had previously won 21 of 22 games, but even then the other comisses saw it as just a bluff. Then i had the Pats destroy every opponent they faced(well a few were close but u get it). i made Goodell cause the first stimucast in over 40 years but even then Stern thought it was a joke, so i helped the lowly c's pick up ray Allen, and KG , and win a ridulous amount of games, and now u think they would tke notice but the idiots are cringing in their chairs.
Like I can do much else?
P.O Box Fire
Do u want a look at the place these licensined to steal people r going?
Hint: It begins with an h, and I love it there