1. When you misspeak, you immediately apologize to Big Ben for your grammatical errors.
2. At school, when someone makes fun of your shirt, your first instinct is to tell Krobe on them.
3. You know what the hell JET!!!! means.
4. efbasketball's 2 week disapperance left a vacancy in your life.
5. You make sure to address A Throwdowner named NCshvDavid by his entire name.
6. When you wake up, you wish you could fast forward the day to 10 PM so the Night Owls thread can begin.
7. Cardsox' top 100 songs has you waiting on the edge of your seat.
8. You actually feel sorry for me for having to wear this stupid @## picture... God, I hate Michigan so much. Wait, what was I talking about?
9. You use those little star things when talking in real life. For example: "**** Wallace, Michigan, AND Duke".
10. DJ is Dr. Cool... I have no joke for him. He's too damn not annoying. It annoys me how much you don't annoy me.