By Selena Roberts
On church-affiliated campuses, steeples press against the skies like directional arrows: This Way to Salvation. At the football stadiums, bleachers function as corrugated church pews, where the faithful just might remind you that Jesus not only had a kind heart but also great hands.
He was fit. He was divine. He moved swiftly in sandals. "Imagine him as a coach," says Thor Ramsey, a self-described bust as a walk-on running back at Texas Christian in the late '80s and now a comedian with a largely Christian following. "He'd always know what the next play of the game was going to be."
Jesus would have been at home in Division III, where the competition is pure and luxury boxes nonexistent. It's a world without a Rich Rodriguez jumping a $4 million bailout clause at West Virginia so he can take the Michigan job. Or 23 Florida State players getting suspended for cribbing an Internet music test because they might confuse Pavarotti with Liberace. Or a Washington booster offering the university president a six-figure donation if he filled in coach Ty Willingham's pink slip.
The industrialized version of college football is unseemly, soulless -- and wildly seductive. Some faith-based universities can't resist Division I glory, with its bounty of fool's gold for administrators desperate to turn a WE'RE NO. 1 foam finger into a marketing tool. "This brings to mind a fundamental question: Is American religion now more Biblical and traditional or is it more American?" says William J. Baker, author of Playing with God: Religion and Modern Sport. "And is it more geared to a market economy than it is to any sort of traditional religious set of values?"
Winning is the ultimate virtue, and the seven deadly sins are tools for victory (except for sloth, which is a definite no-no for success). Church-affiliated schools passionately compete with public behemoths for what Notre Dame's president, the Reverend Edward Malloy, decried as the "phenomenon of the messiah coach" in 2004. That was shortly before the Irish replaced Willingham with Charlie Weis. (Are there savior refunds?)
Southern Methodist got its messiah on Jan. 7, when university officials lured Hawaii coach June Jones out of his lei for almost $10 million over five years. Maybe the Mustangs missed hangin' with a fast crowd. Twenty years after SMU's program was ruined by the NCAA's death penalty, resulting in two canceled seasons and an unemployed marching band, the Mustangs are back. "Athletics is the front porch of the university," says athletic director Steve Orsini, whose team went 1–11 in 2007. "It's what people see when they walk by." In short, big football offers curb appeal.
All of this renders quaint the coveting sin, which apparently still applies to wives and donkeys but not Horned Frogs. TCU, just a 40-mile ride from SMU's Dallas campus, is pouring millions into platinum-level upgrades for its winning team. In a flawed but common formula, ADs gild the program to raise its visibility.
For the late Reverend Jerry Falwell the Holy Grail was Division I. He was a football believer, armed with a blueprint to one day make Liberty the Notre Dame for evangelicals. The Liberty student handbook warns of witchcraft and demonic activity, but Falwell had his heart set on the top 20. As Baker puts it, the reverend saw a D-I team as a "fishhook" to proselytize, as a cash cow for evangelical survival.
But isn't this just a religious fade pattern? There are only loose connections between team goals and Christian university mission statements, especially as schools hand off the untidy affairs of sports to turnaround artists (the hot AD, the glamour coach) and tax-exempt booster groups (the sugar daddies who ultimately pay the coaches). Football factories, Baker notes, are "run by business people, not ethicists."
Athletic autonomy is good for plausible deniability in the presidents' offices. But even parallel worlds can collide when the NCAA cops start sniffing around. Scrutiny, both internal and external, is far greater when the God squads screw up. "College athletics is so riddled with ethical questions," Baker says. "It's only exacerbated when [the offending school has] a religious heritage."
This makes it almost impossible for church-affiliated universities to walk righteously in both worlds. Is it a no-win situation to pursue No. 1? Financially, probably. The culture of unsustainable expectations makes nearly every NCAA program a money pit.
Still, Christian schools believe. All it takes is one messiah coach. It's a pursuit about greed and pride, lust and envy, wrath and gluttony. A sinner's jackpot.
Jesus wouldn't play that game.
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Comments (6)
Haven't you figured out how Christianity works? You can lie, cheat, kill, and anything else you want to do, as long as you do it in the name of Christ Jesus.
CPA_4_Real | 01/16/08, 03:01 PM
Report Offensive CommentJust as mega-churches bear little in common with your neighborhood sanctuary, the big Division 1-A schools mentioned bear about the same resemblence to their namesake denominations as Big League Chew does to real chaw. For small Christian schools, where theology rather than athletics provides the "curb appeal", athletics is a side pursuit at best.
Look at itty-bitty Gardner-Webb, which knocked off Kentucky in basketball this year: barely Division 1, but without a huge booster network or gleaming facilities, they knew where their priorities really were: academics and character. That they got some damned good basketball players out of the deal was just gravy.
Ted Striker | 01/16/08, 05:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentAs a graduate of SMU, I would like to first point out to you that SMU is NOT a "christian school." It was originally founded by the United Methodist Church, but it has been only loosely affiliated with the church for decades--meaning, it's religious affiliation is in name only and a minority of the members of the board of trustees are from the UMC. This in no way makes it a religious institution. In fact, less than 25% of students who go there are methodist. There is a religious studies department, but that is an academic field in which people study religions, not a seminary. No students are required to take any religion classes, and no classes on religion which actually preach religion instead of studying world religions in an academic context are even offered on campus. I can tell you with full authority that there is nothing religious happening anywhere on that campus.
Second, why pick on SMU and TCU? Duke (also loosely associated with the methodist church) is not held to the same standard for basketball, and they also just hired a high profile football coach. (By the way, I never saw one mention of this religious affiliation during the lacrosse scandal.) There are countless catholic schools--Notre Dame, Chreighton, Georgetown, Marquette, Xavier, Villanova--that all have big athletic programs.
Finally, what is it to you if the SMU boosters want to bring our football team back out of the gutter? It isn't like the school is spending this money. The money came almost entirely from 20 individuals in the Dallas community. Plus, this is one of the most storied football programs of the past 50 years--yes, both good and bad--and our fans are tired of losing. This will be a good thing for the university, not a bad thing, as it will increase the university's profile--resulting in an increase in enrollment, the quality of students who apply, the number of donations from alumni and local supporters of the university, and in the end, the ranking of the university. Why does this bother you so much? Who are you to tell these individuals what they can spend their money on or our students and alumni that we don't deserve to have a decent football team?
Even if SMU was a "christian school" and was funding the athletic program with school or church funds, wouldn't it be more offensive for a public university to spend tax payer dollars on athletic departments than a private university? Lots of public school football coaches are at least partially paid by the state (Joe Paterno gets $500,000 a year from PA and half of June Jones $800,000 salary at Hawaii was paid by HI.)
For someone who writes for Sports Illustrated and the New York Times, you sure don't do very good research and obviously have a vendetta out for either athletics in general or specific athletic programs for some reason.
Besides, as President Dwight D. Eisenhower said--""an atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins."
peruna | 01/17/08, 11:37 PM
Report Offensive CommentAs an SMU alum, let me first inform you that SMU is NOT a "christian school." It was founded by the United Methodist Church, but has only been loosely affiliated with the church for decades--as in that it is pretty much affiliated in name only. A minority of seats on the Board of Trustees is reserved for church officials, but they do not have the power to override any decisions the school makes. There are no religion requirements for the students, nor are there even religion classes offered. There is a religious studies department at the school, but this is an academic department which examines world religions, not the preaching religious ideology. SMU is purely a private university just like anywhere else, and to put SMU in the same category as Jerry Falwell's school is an insult to tens of thousands of SMU alumni around the country.
Second, why pick on SMU and TCU? Duke (also loosely associated with the methodist church) is not held to the same standard with its basketball program and also just hired a high profile football coach. Countless catholic universities--Notre Dame, Crieghton, Georgetown, Marquette, Villanova, etc.--all have big athletic programs and are much more affiliated with the catholic church than SMU has ever been with the methodist church.
Third, what is it to you if the SMU boosters want to re-establish a winning football program? It's not like it is the university spending this money. The salary for the football coach was raised almost entirely from the private donations of 20 boosters. Who are you to tell them what to do with their money? This is one of the most storied football programs of the past 50 years--yes, good and bad--and our alumni are sick of losing. This is also of benefit to the university as a whole--it raises the profile of the university and results in more applicants, higher quality of students, more donations from alumni and local supporters of the university, and eventually a higher ranking for the school. As a sports writer, you should understand this.
For someone who has written for both Sports Illustrated and the New York Times, you don't do very good research and obviously have some sort of vendetta against athletics in general or specific athletic programs.
Even if SMU were a "christian university" and the money was being paid by the university or even by the church, what difference does it make if they want to spend their money on football? Isn't it more offensive that many public universities spend tax payer dollars on their football coaches' salaries? Half of June Jones previous $800,000 salary was paid by Hawaii, and he was the highest paid public official in the state while the facilities at the school are in shambles. What do you care what a private university wants to do with its money?
Besides, as President Dwight D. Eisenhower said, "an atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins."
peruna | 01/17/08, 11:39 PM
Report Offensive CommentMs. Roberts, you're the reason that nobody trusts the media anymore. Please, do some homework.
peruna's response was excellent. As a TCU alumnus, I have little to add, but I will say this: TCU is not in the same business as Jerry Falwell's Liberty University. TCU is a secular university with historical ties to the Disciples of Christ Church. Its students come from all sorts of religious and ethnic backgrounds. Yes, TCU does have a divinity school, but it does not have as a mission to convert students to Christianity or even help Christian students somehow become better Christians. It has as a mission to educate future leaders. Just try to find the word "Christ" somewhere in TCU's mission statement: http://www.tcu.edu/mission.asp.
Schools such as Notre Dame and Baylor are affiliated far more closely to churches than are TCU and SMU, but you choose--as the NCAA did--to pick on the "little guys" and let bigger programs or programs form higher-profile conferences go free.
I also don't appreciate the insinuation that TCU must be running a dirty program. Do you have any evidence at all to back up those subtle barbs? Beyond that, keep in mind that state universities, at least to some extent, are spending YOUR tax money on athletics. Private universities are spending their own money and that of their boosters.
I'm sure that as someone who has spent time working for the New York Times, you're used to having stories handed to you on a silver platter (when you're not just making things up, as at least one of your former colleagues did). Do try to do some better research next time, though. Please, drop the hypocrisy routine. And, please, judge not...lest ye be judged.
Boston Frog | 01/18/08, 03:56 PM
Report Offensive CommentBut wait, there's more...
Furthermore, you seem to insinuate that genuine Christians have no place in college football because college football can be a nasty business. Perhaps you forgot???or just didn???t know???that Jesus himself made a point of hanging out with sinners. Just because there is a lot of greed and excess in college football doesn???t mean that every person or school that participates in it is somehow especially sinful by association (although the Bible tells us that we???re all sinners???even boosters of state schools). You make a lot of assumptions about why private universities and their boosters support 1-A football programs. Have you ever considered that if TCU and SMU didn???t have big-time football, they would about as well-known as Austin College and St. Edward???s? Texas is a football state, and schools need to have big-time football in order to get press and attract students???even good students. Why do you think Rice???an Ivy League-quality school???bothers to compete in 1-A football when most of its academic peers compete at lower levels or shun the spot altogether?
Boston Frog | 01/18/08, 04:22 PM
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