I sit here and read one blog after another, and as much as I love to laugh, sometimes it does hurt to do that. There are some blogs, however, that do make sense, but then they have their fair share of idiots who come and show the world why they are imbeciles. Everything is taken plumb out of context and these people just have to voice their opinion, no matter how ludicrous it is.

So, I thought that, since I have yet to see anything mentioned about conspiracies, I would bring it up and see how many of these fine folks come out of the woodwork and want to be seen and heard, and show us how intelligent they really are, and how many names I may be called. Cowturd fan, cowgirl fan...you get the idea.

Conspiracy number 1. First and foremost, the Dallas Cowboys played their last few games about as emotionless as one team can possibly do. There is a conspiracy here somewhere. Someone will figure it out and let us know. It has something to do with Jessica Simpson, Mexico, The Thumb, the Seattle game last year, the way Romo wears his hat, or how he combs his hair even. Something will come out.......eventually, and likely to be off out in left field.

Secondly, Jason Garrett goes through 2 or 3  interviews and decides to stay put. The idea is that he used the Ravens for leverage to get a pay raise from the Cowboys, and a promise to become the next HC of said team. Folks, I have seen an article stating this as truth, from some lame brain reporter in Baltimore, and stated that he left the Ravens at the altar, and had been promised the HC job of that team. I don't think so.

Thirdly, Wade Phillips says things and right off the bat, people scrutinize each and every word he says. He states the "best team didn't win"..Oh my goodness........it's taken out, beaten with a rope, and turned every way but loose, as is his statement about it didn't bother him that "JG got a nice raise" or words to that effect. Even some Cowboy fans are on this wagon. Well, he could have been more discreet about how he worded things, I grant you that. Especially how he continually mentioned 13-3...ok Wade, we got that.....playoffs are new seasons.

Has anyone thought that maybe Wade or someone on this team, throwed the Giants game for some ulterior motive? Maybe Wade did just that, so that maybe he could "advance" to a better position , or better yet, was hand in hand with JG and his interviews, to see just what Unca Jerry would give em? Wonder if any of the cheerleaders was involved as well? Does Jerry Jones have any idea about all these things that may or may not be going on? There may be a skunk in the woodpile here folks.....maybe a whole family of em.

This is all I can think of at the moment, but I'm sure someone will mentioned something I've neglected due to a faulty memory and suffering from CRS. Okay,let's see how many conspiracies we can dig up, shall we?*laffin*