found this off a site.. i thought it was funny.. if you know hockey you will know what they mean...

IF THE NHL WAS A HIGH SCHOOL.....

Anaheim-the kid that beats you up and then steals your lunch money.
Atlanta- the **** cheerleader everyone scores on.
Boston- the kid you want to like because he is from a big family, but smells.
Buffalo- the kid who can never go anywhere or do anything.
Calgary- the bipolar popular chick who can please many people when she's up but when she's down she tries to commit suicide.
Carolina- the farmer kid witht a mullet
Chicago- the really old kid who has yet to hit puberty.
Colorado- the kid who did really good in elementary school but is now a slacker.
Columbus- the kid who puts rims on his bike wheels and pretends he is driving a BMW.
Dallas- the kid with the weird accent.
Detriot- the foreign exchange student.
Edmonton- the kid that was accidently castrated in the early 90's and hasn't been the same since.
Florida- the kid who can never fit in.
Los Angeles- the kid who always misses school.
Minnesota- the kid who's older brother was an All-American jock who got the girls and success, but he's just a waterboy.
Montreal- the kid who wants to trade you his apple for a Subway sandwich.
Nashville- the kid with the dad in the military. He's cool, but you don't want to be best friends with him because you know he will be moving soon.
New Jersey- the really boring kid.
New York Islanders- the kid who has his/her whole life planed out for the next 15 years.
New York Rangers- the rich kid.
Ottawa- the kid that breezes through the school year but then blows the final exams.
Phoenix- the kid that nobody knows
Philadelphia- the kid that is always getting suspended.
Pittsburgh- the crybaby tattle tail.
San Jose- the kid that's always studying for the finals but ends up bombing them.
St. Louis- the smooth talking kid who gets you to trade your snack pack for a half of apple.
Tampa Bay- the prom queen who got pregnent and now she's not the same she used to be.
Toronto- the girl with major issues.
Vancouver- the kid that has good marks all year, but then skips the finals to smoke weed and fails.
Washington- the class clown. Entertaining, but ends up going nowhere.