I haven't blogged in so long I almost forgot my annual Superbowl blog.
I know everyone will be out loading their shopping carts for the game
And I'm sure you think you will get everything you need, but inevitably you will forget something. So here's everything you will need for your SuperBowl party, I B4 E style.
Beer (or Blogs - you get bonus points if you know what I'm referring to)
Hospital phone number
iB4e , duh
Lapdance from your girlfriend everytime the camera shows Peyton Manning
Quiche (for your friends who aren't real men)
Urinal (it will make the bathroom a lot easier for your wife to clean)
XX (as in Dos Equis)
You-Tube account (to post Superbowl party videos)
Ziegenbock (you thought I was going to say Zima didn't you)
If you're Superbowl party is a bust, don't say I didn't warn you. Enjoy the game and parties this weekend, but whatever you do don't utter the phrases "here, hold my beer", "hey watch this", or "I can do that".