SUPER BOWL XLVI --- KEY PLAYERS --- "CHRIS BERMAN" STYLE

NEW YORK GIANTS

OFFENSE

WR---HAKEEM "SAINT" NICKS --- HE DELIVERS LIKE SANTA!

LT---- JAMES "MILWAUKEE" BREWER --- SOMETIMES REFERRED AS "OLD" MILWAUKEE

LG--- DAVID "SHUFFLE UP AND" DIEHL --- A FUTURE POKER DEALER

C---- DAVID "LARGEMOUTH" BAAS --- IT TAKES A MIGHTY LARGE NET TO "CATCH" THIS BAAS!

RG--- CHRIS "ELBOWS, TOES &" SNEE --- "HEAD AND SHOULDERS" ABOVE THE REST!

RT ---"COFFEE, SUGAR AND" KAREEM McKENZIE --- BETTER THAN COFFEE-MATE!

TE --- JAKE "MERGANSER, GREBE, PEKING &" BALLAD --- THERE'S NO "DUCKING" THIS TE.

TE --- TRAVIS "BEND IT LIKE" BECKUM --- THERE IS ONLY ONE, TYPE OF FOOTBALL!

RB --- "ANGRY, UPSET AND" AHMAD BRADSHAW --- NO WORRIES HERE!

RB --- BRANDON JACOBS "LADDER" --- HE WILL MAKE IT TO THE TOP!

FB --- HENRY "JET SKI, SNOW SKI &" HYNOSKI --- BUT HE LIKES SNOWBOARDING THE BEST!

QB --- "HE NEVER TELLS AN" ELI MANNING --- WE WILL WIN!

WR -- "HAIL TO THE" VICTOR CRUZ--- MICHIGAN DOESN'T HAVE A MONOPOLY ON THE SAYING!  

DEFENSE

LDE --- JASON "MINNEAPOLIS" PIERRE-PAUL --- NEW YORKERS ARE DOWN WITH J.P.P.

LDE --- "RING AROUND THE" OSI UMENYIORA --- U-MEN IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE G-MEN D!

LDT --- "CONSONANTS &" LINVAL(S) JOSEPH --- HE KNOWS HOW TO READ AN OFFENSE!

LDT --- ROCKY "SAINT" BERNARD --- HE'S BIG, HAS A NOSE FOR THE BALL AND IS DEVOTED!

RDT --- CHRIS "DE" CANTY --- A NOSE FOR THE BALL?  NO, HE WILL TRY TO DECAPITATE YOU!

RDE --- JUSTIN "TIME" TUCK --- THE MAN ON THE SPOT!

LLB --- MICHAEL "TEASE, ANTAGONIZE &" BOLEY--- EVERY TEAM NEEDS A "BOLEY."

ROLB - MATHIAS "THE BOMB" KIWANUKA --- WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NUKE NEW ZEALAND?

LCB --- COREY "IT DESIGNER" WEBSTER --- STUDIES FILM AND ALSO CAN FIX THE COMPUTER!

LCB --- "TRUST, PROBATE &" WILL BLACKMON --- INVEST IN HIM!

FS ----- ANTREL "DROP, STOP &" ROLLE ---HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WHEN HE CATCHES FIRE!

FS ----- "NEON" DEON GRANT --- ANOTHER BRIGHT LIGHT IN THE BIG CITY!

SS ----- KENNY PHILLIPS "SCREWDRIVER" --- FLATHEAD OR PHILLIPS, HE'S OUT TO "SCREW" YOU!

RCB --- AARON ROSS "NEVER SLEEPS" --- NEIL YOUNG DOESN'T SLEEP AND NEITHER DOES THIS CB!

RCB --- "THE CB FORMERLY KNOWN AS" PRINCE AMUKAMARA --- HIS BEST HIT--- BLUE RAIN!

SPECIAL TEAMS

P ---- STEVE "MAKE IT RAIN" WEATHERFORD --- YOUR FORECAST AT 6:29PM

K ---- LAWRENCE "PRONGS, FORKS &" TYNES --- KICK A FORK IN THE PATRIOTS, THEY'RE DONE!

KR --  "WEDDING" D.J. WARE --- PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC.

 NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

OFFENSE

WR--- "NEON" DEION BRANCH ---- NOT AS BRIGHT AND COLORFUL AS THE REAL NEON DEION!

LG--- MATT "BUD" LIGHT--- THE KING OF CENTERS!

C--- "DAN DAN THE CENTER MAN" CONNOLLY--- RUNS BETTER THAN THOMAS!

RG--- BRIAN "BOTTLED" WATERS--- FILTERED AND DISTILLED

RT--- NATE "GOING, GOING, GONE" SOLDER--- AN AUCTIONEER IN THE OFF SEASON

TE--- ROB "FROM THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR" GRONKOWSKI --- A MODERN DAY ROBIN HOOD.

WR--- WES "SOLDER &" WELKER ----THE "GLUE" TO THE N.E. OFFENSE  

QB--- "MAJOR" TOM BRADY ---DAVID BOWIE WAS IN OUTER SPACE, BRADY IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!

RB---BENJARVUS GREEN-ELLIS "ISLAND"--- THE RUNNING GAME STARTS ON THE "ISLAND."

FB --- "NOTHING STAYS THE" SHANE VEREEN---"...BUT IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PLAY THE GAME!"

DEFENSE

LDE---SHAUN ELLIS "TECA" --- THE BEST EATING, ER, I MEAN TACKLING THIS SIDE OF THE RIO GRANDE!

LDT--- KYLE "NO" LOVE ---- ESPECIALLY FOR THE GIANTS

RDT--- VINCE "STICK A" WILFORK--- IN'EM, THEY'RE DONE!

RDE--- GERARD "CHERRY PIE" WARREN--- BIG HAIR AND HEAD BANGING!

LLB--- JEROD MAYO "NAISE"--- THE PATS "TOP GUN" LINEBACKER

MLB-- BRANDON "RAILROAD" SPIKES--- HE'LL NAIL YOU!

RLB--- ROB "NITSCHKE" NINKOVICH--- HE CHANNELS THE GREEN BAY LEGEND

LCB--- DEVIN "McORDER IN THE" McCOURTY--- A FUTURE BALIFF

RCB--- KYLE "ON" ARRINGTON--- A GANG TACKLER

SS---- PATRICK "WANG" CHUNG---EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONITE!

SPECIAL TEAMS

K----- STEPHEN "GOD BLESS YOU" GOSTKOWSKI---GUZUNTIGHT!

P----- ZOLTAN MESKO "LEEN" --- THIS PUNTER NEVER, "TRIPS."

PR--- "APRIL, MAY &" JULIAN EDELMAN--- WHEN SUMMER HITS, SO DOES JULIAN!

KR--- MATTHEW "KELLY" SLATER--- KNOWS HOW TO "SURF" INTO THE ENDZONE   

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