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The throwdown was deleted.  But online material often has a will to live on.

Recently Roy's imaginary nephew Craig (a troubled youth with an affinity for basketball, hacking, Christmas trees, and hardcore rap) blessed the TD boards with a sample of his newest rhymes. 

Several commenters immediately took the opportunity to outdo Craig's pedestrian efforts with some rap lyrics of their own.   These lyrics fittingly described an insider's look at Roy* himself.

Prior to the TD thread's disappearance, a selection of the commenter lyrics were spotted and transcribed by an anonymous FanNation member.  Through an informal network of music afficianados, the lyrics soon found their way to Roc-a-Fella Records. 

An internal working copy of the video, which was scheduled to debut on MTV on March 1, was subsequently leaked to Youtube by an unnamed employee at Def Jam Recordings.

Enjoy... 

* Common aliases include (but are not limited to):  Roy Edwards, Cassidy, Cassiroy, The Mickster, Green Hat, John Joe, Sports Inc., Cain, Sports by the Bay (current), and Craig

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February 20, 2012  12:18 AM ET
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One more.Considering your father used a snickers wrapper for a condom when he broke into the asylum and ponked your cross-eyed teen mom, nothing you say comes from a place of intelligence. But don't feel bad, it's your genes. You were doomed to fail from conception

Whoa, wait, back up. What is wrong with recycling old candy wrappers? Isn't being green good? It's not easy being green.

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February 20, 2012  12:25 AM ET
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Thank You YODA!

You're very welcome, FLOAT.

No matter how many personalities that Sybil by the Bay brings to FanNation, s/he'll always be one of a kind.

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February 20, 2012  09:42 AM ET

Brilliant, very well played!

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February 20, 2012  10:33 AM ET

totally topped yourself this time, special award for documentary maybe?? made my extremely hungover morning Yoda

February 20, 2012  10:37 AM ET

Happy Lundi Gras everyone! Boobiesnbeads

February 20, 2012  10:56 AM ET
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February 20, 2012  11:05 AM ET

Domination.

February 20, 2012  11:13 AM ET

Pwnage.

 
February 20, 2012  11:46 AM ET

Excellent.

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