As many (hopefully) of you Fannation vets know, I have been gone for the last 2 months. I am here to proclaim, I have returned!
So, I am here to give you a synopsis of what went down in my life while I was gone, and some other stuff I want to talk about.
I did not leave this site voluntarily, I would never do that to you guys (except you Cardsox) I'm what you call not good at Chemistry, and it just so happened I received a 69% in it halfway through Semester 1. I tried to explain to my parents that it was on purpose and just a big joke, but they didn't fall for it.
So I was banned from Fannation until my grade was not a derogatory sexposition. Or better than a C, I forgot which. While I was gone, I had many amazing adventures.
I tore my ACL during soccer season, and have been rehabbing for a while. It sucks, and my knee still hurts a lot during it, but my Physical Therapist is a babe. Thats good news.
Since I ca't actually play baseball with a bad knee, i was pretty bummed. But,the Sophomore Coach, who is also my math teacher, decided to make me kind of an honorary member, do statsheet and stuff, wear the jersey, travel with the team. I thought this was really cool until I realized he was just making me the teams BlTCH, but it was still cool.
KING OF HEARTS
Its my schools verion of a Turnabout, Morp, whatever. ITs where the girls ask the guys to a dance, which is awesome. Luckily, I have a girlfriend, so I did't have to stress out about being asked, and focused on bugging her to get her to ask me in a super cool way. She decorated my lawn with a bunch of stuff, and I guess thats okm if girly and unoriginal. But I'm pumped for that. Hopefully it will be better than Homecoming, which consisted of a night in the hospital because my girlfriend got her foot ran over by a car. Then the next week I hurt my knee. That sucked
Anyway, that's whats been goin down, oh yeah, got the new Mars Volta CD yesterday, Bedlam in Goliath. IT is so kickass.
So thats all, now i will tell you ten things I hate
10. People saying dude to much
9. People saying like to much (if you, like, know what I, like, mean)
8. People jerking their head up like a d0uchebag instead of saying whats up
7. Mayonnaise and Sour Cream or any white colored condiment
5. Red Sox haters
4. stupid looking sunglasses
3. people who make fun of my first name, Dylan (what's the first nickname you think of?)
2. My right knee