No...it's not what you are thinking. For the record, the TRUTH has never tried any wacky weed. But after driving buy, er, I mean BY a group of pro-umwhateverbro's earlier today it got the TRUTH thinking...

Since starting on Fannation in the summer of 2007 the TRUTH has undergone many variations (I will address this later). I think most of the regs on here have done the same, granted not to the fine art the TRUTH has, but its a common occurence. And like most alters they eventually get burnt up by the mods.

Typically alters are created for two reasons:

A) They are obnoxious repugnant basement dwellers who enjoy nothing more than coming on here to piss people off...like the TRUTH

B) They are created for simple laughs, no harm no foul...like.....the TRUTH

Both eventually fall victim to a mod and force the user to go out and create yet ANOTHER alter and begin the cycle all over again. So taking a lesson from the fellows I saw this morning(and by the way when did the members of Cypress Hill move here??) I ask the question..instead of wasting time on zapping alters, shouldn't they just be legalized?

Think about it...alters are fun! They spice up the Fannation experience. Plus the mods could spend more time policing things like spammers and fixing a website that has all of the reliability of '78 Pinto.

 Now....I know you are dying to know so below is a listing of ALL of the TRUTH's alters to date, may they rest in peace:

The Peoples' Chicken

YAPP

Space Anus

Frank Deford

Sheldon

Yeast of the Far East aka Ping

Jeff Garcia Waygay

The Lizard

The Midge

So the TRUTH says...LEGALIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!