It's not everyday you read something good about the NCAA.
Mind you, I've got no major gripe with the landlord of college athletics. Not too happy about their cozy relationship with profiteers (Nike) and relaxation of player-standards in recent decades, but other than those two, most of what they do flies above my radar.
The NCAA is like your high school VP, a dirty job but someone's gotta' do it. Roaming the hallways, keeping order and quick to judge. No gray area with this guy. And he'll probably turn gray fast, given the thankless nature of the job, policing the big-hearted youths of today, or as Joe Pesci would call 'em, "utes" (My Cousin Vinny).
Last month the enforcers of collegiate merriment did something rarely done in today's sporting world: they altered a record book. Not as shocking as Brett Favre hitting the Twin Cities' tarmac and donning purple & gold (2009), but still, pretty big doings.
As part of the penalties levied against Penn St. per the Sandusky sex-abuse scandal, 111 of the Lions' football wins from the years 1998-11 were "vacated" from NCAA rolls, knocking coach Joe Paterno from atop the D1 victories list (409 / 298) and moving the recently retired Bobby Bowden into the top spot with his tally of 377 ("Bobby" / CBS / 7-23).
Of all the sanctions handed down, that one's gotta' hurt the most. The others, including the 4-year bowl ban, scholarship cutback and fine ($60 XL) will all be absorbed easily enough over time. Some at PSU may welcome the shake-up as a means of penance to cleanse the soul. And the hefty fine, that'll just get passed on to the students, like the insurance company that jacks their rates when the hurricane claims start blowing in.
It wasn't the substance of their action that got my stamp of approval. While I appreciate the awkwardness of leaving JoePa's name atop the wins-list, sadly, in striking 100+ from his total you hurt those people most who had nothing to do with the wrong-doing, the players & fans. Add-up the shame that will linger for decades at Penn State, the criminal course and other penalties, all together seemed punitive and deterrent plenty.
Instead, it was the NCAA's deviation from SOP that has me nodding in agreement.
Changing a record book typically requires something just short of an Act of Congress. That's a good thing. Records are sacred stuff. Whether they're category leaders, personal or team titles, individual stats or holders of top marks, all will, in theory, stand the test of time. The number & name will change but the record itself will resonate long.
Can't say the same for the Halls of Fame. Like today's bloated Olympic field, HOFs are becoming so diluted with a steady-stream of marginal inductees that they're fast losing that special flavor. Caught up in the enablement age, voters are turning what used to be a days-long walk amongst immortals into a three-day trek through Halls of Good 'n Plenty.
Maybe I shouldn't complain. Just imagine in the not-to-distant future, when those collectible crazed kids who put their Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds rookie cards under glass, hold sway over the BBWA and become guardians of the Hall. "Uh-oh!" ("Mr. Gopher" / Caddyshack). The flood-gates are gonna' open wide.
There are two battles raging over baseball's Hall of Fame.
One is over quality control. Is the candidate's stature such that it separates him from his peers, like say, Warren Spahn and Bob Clemente, or, is he a ballot choice that develops a patina of greatness over time, building support for election like...well, you can fill in the names yourself. If you need help, give Reggie Jackson a jingle. His timing is tacky but his standard is right on point (SI / "Reggie / Taylor / 7-5).
The other is about PEDs, where one emerging standard goes like this: 'He gets my vote because he was a Hall of Famer before he started juicing.' Oh, brother. Assuming you have the powers of Carnac the Magnificent and can accurately pick the first year a PED suspect 'Got needles,' if you apply that standard, Pete Rose and Joe Jackson get in because both were Hall-worthy before they messed-up big time.
So, while the pride & joy of Cooperstown grows fat and a niche of players keep playing fans for fools (Ryan Braun / Melky Cabrera), the official record book must become the safe harbor for greatness, buffered from the winds of changing mores & personal extremes.
Long before Halls of Fame were doing a splendid job of preserving & displaying the rich history of sport, a myriad of record books & statistical surveys were telling the tale.
But there's a fly in the ointment. Officially maintained by Elias Sports Bureau, baseball's rolls are tainted, filling-up fast with performance-enhanced pretenders of excellence. Some of the most cherished records are topped by seriously-suspected or proven PED-men.
Enter the NCAA. They've set a precedent, of sorts, in re-writing a small part of their own college football record book. It was a tough call that created some collateral damage (See above), but they had good cause, acted with all due speed and didn't blink.
Now Bud Selig has a template, an impetus to finally move to fix baseball's record book.
Sure, he's got other fish to fry. Cheating, being the biggest flounder on his plate.
Victor Conti (BALCO) may actually believe "as many as half" of all players are juicing today ("Victor" / USAT / BN / 8-15). But anyone with any sense knows that recent test-troubles are par for the course when trying to change a culture of drug-use that's international in its reach and as deeply imbedded into baseball as is performance-enhancement.
The PED problem will resolve in time. The clean-up effort has the backing of the nation, most players and the independent media. Patience & persistence are the watch-words, though, adding that in-season blood-draw would now appear to be in order and should sail through by the CBA.
But the foul odor that's rising up from MLB's record book is not going away on its own.
Naysayers will argue, 'How can you fiddle with a record book when some of the marquee names never tested positive?' Two-part answer: 1) An evolving test-policy that was way-late in coming can't be the sole standard for finding a record-holder to have a PED pedigree, and 2) If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.
Go back in time to August of 1921. The Cleveland Indians are the reigning champs and Babe Ruth is in pinstripes, but the biggest story in baseball is the Black Sox scandal. When the implicated Pale Hosers are acquitted in a dubious Cook County trial after crucial evidence disappears, the newly appointed baseball Czar Kenesaw Mountain Landis is undeterred. Making reasonable inferences from available evidence, the next day he bans the lot of 'em from pro-ball for life and adds a toxicity-tag.
Bud Selig has seen the evidence of proven & suspected PED users. As Commissioner and having no power to deny liberty (jail) or award civil damages, he's not bound by the same standard of proof required in a judicial setting. Maybe that's a good thing. As such, he can do, within certain parameters, as he pleases with the record book.
It won't be easy. This ain't 1921. Classifying the proven users vs. strongly suspected, removing names vs. asterisking (*), and then whether or not consideration should be given those few men who decided, for whatever reason, to come clean (Brothers Bash, Canseco & McGwire), will all make for one big sticky wicket.
And the media will have a field day. Some with their own form of collectible to protect, they'll do their damndest to make sure it's as thankless an undertaking as policing the high school hallways. It's an action that's likely to raise challenges by those players directly affected, claiming a right (intellectual property?) to a place in the hallowed book.
Set to retire after 2014, Selig certainly has the stature these days to afford the boldness that a record book revision requires, with rounder's popularity and a drug prevention program that seems to be working, if not deterring some pompous players.
There's no money to be made in re-working the record rolls. But it would be a big step in restoring to baseball some of what was lost when PED users and their enablers started disrespecting themselves, the fans, the game and its history.
"If not us, who? If not now, when?" (JFK). Doing nothing is no answer, Bud.