Somehow, with all their BS trades and such, the Dodgers not only stole Hanley Ramirez from the Marlins, they also ended up acquiring the main piece the Marlins gave up for Hanley 7 years ago in Josh Beckett.
So my two favorite players of all time have ended up in LA, and the Marlins have virtually nothing to show for it. (Eovaldi WTF?!?!?!)
Not only that, but the Dodgers snagged Adrian Gonzalez (a former Marlin) along with Carl Crawford, too. And all they gave up overall was what... Ivan DeJesus, Jr. and Rubby De La Rosa? How the **** is that fair?
To top it off, the Dodgers are currently playing the Marlins. Adrian Gonzalez went deep off Josh Johnson in his first AB in an LA uniform.
This blows. I thought the Marlins were gonna be all good, signing Reyes and Beuhrle and Bell, offering a contract to Albert Pujols... but it turns out they were just getting ready to hook up the Dodgers all kinds.