The perfect stage is set for the birth of the newborn King, Monday Night Football will serve as the trumpet that will signal the coming of Tim Tebow, he will lead the Jets and their fans out from the bondage of Mark Sanchez.
Just in case you've been living under a rock, let me inform you: The New York Jets will be playing a prime time home game against Houston on Monday Night Football.
Million of Tebow zombies and maniacs will watch it on television, it will be the highest rated Monday Night Football ever.
There will be wars and rumors of wars among families and friends who will argue about the merit of a Tebow start, divorce rates will go up and emergency rooms will be flooded with injured star struck young women fighting over whether Tebow's abs have a six or eight pack.
One thing for sure, Monday Night Football will host an event of biblical proportion.
Just imagine if he wins the game, oh my goodness, he will own New York and most of the country, actually if he can take the Jets into a winning streak the only thing left for him to do will be to walk on the Hudson river, you know, walk on water, shirtless of course.
I would bet my dog that the home crowd will be chanting for their gladiator to enter the arena (if he doesn't start) after a couple of series, the voices of Tebow maniacs an zombies will be heard loud and clear through out the land.
The Jets powers to be (after about one second) will give into the beer drinking fans and Tim Tebow will make a glorious entrance, I can just see him raising his arms in all his glory to the quiet the crowd.
I can't wait for Monday, folks you can't miss this game, it will be a historical event.
As always this is just a fans opinion and from what I understand everybody has one and I thank God for that.
Enough said
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Sweets
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I would like to know why you are so obsessed with Tebow. Seriously dude. Why?
Sweets
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This guy is really creepy. Somebody needs to warn Tebow of his obsession....
mutapa
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Mondo Jay
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Creepy is an understatement. This guy is sick, demented, and banned from living within 2 miles of schoolyards and playgrounds.
YODA
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...then he'll run for Prez!
Daffy Duck
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yeah dude you need to let it go, all this kid has ever done is win, if you want to rant on someone try ryan leaf, or maybe jamarcus russell, or here,s an idea... maybe actually watch a game instead of riding a band wagon hahahaha...........
GATOR1
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Gator 1 I can honestly say he was problably the greatest college QB ever, no doubt about that ,but he is not an NFL QB and I just have a hard time with Tebow Pro-Maniacs wanting to WILL him into one...is not going to happen..he will be the Jets qb , that was the plan fron day one
asifyouknow
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my apologies dude didnt mean to get direct, but it,s kinda lame for everyone to jump on this kid when he has never gotten a fair shot to begin with, i mean lets face it todd mcshay trashed him from the beginning, then little to no playing time his first year and then he took over an 0-4 broncos club and took them to the playoff,s , no it was not pretty but he got the job done. and at the end of the day a win is all that counts, i admit he,s not a prototypical qb, but from time to time it,s fun to shake things up a bit huh, at this point i do not care if he shoots the ball out of his arse as long as he wins and puts that dagger a little deeper in todd mcshay,s heart and as far as mark sanchez he and his ego are on borrowed time im not saying tebow is the answer for the jets but i do not beleive he can do any worse.........
GATOR1
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