(10 minutes before kickoff, and Blutwulf is watching the game with his wife.)
Blutwulf: No, baby. Cinderella stories are fun, and all, but this time there is no realistic chance for the underdog. The Patriots are a machine this season.
Mrs. Blutwulf: Well I'll root for them anyay. You said that the last two times. This time it is Eli's turn.
Blutwulf: Whatever, baby. Just don't get your hopes up.
Mrs. Blutwulf: I thought you hated the Patriots.
Blutwulf: Well, I don't hate any team, and even if I did, I am sane enough to still rate them.
(The singing of the national anthem...)
Mrs. Blutwulf: It's Jordan from American Idol!
Blutwulf: Man, she looks nervous. I hope she doesn't screw up.
Mrs. Blutwulf: Didn't you say her dad played football?
Blutwulf: Er, yeah... Phillipi Sparks...
Mrs. Blutwulf: Who'd he play for?
Blutwulf: ...the Giants. Cornerba...
Mrs. Blutwulf: IT IS A SIGN, hahahahaha.
Blutwulf: Baby, this isn't a made-for-TV-movie. The Giants are toast.
(Halftime...)
Mrs. Blutwulf: They'll win.
Blutwulf: ...it is possible.
Mrs. Blutwulf: See? I told you. God wants them to win.
Blutwulf: Oh, like God cares who w... never mind. Whatever, Baby. You still gotta put the smart money on the Giants.
Mrs. Blutwulf: What happend to the Patriots? Why are they doing so bad?
Blutwulf: Heh... The Giants probably aren't using defensive signals.
Mrs. Blutwulf: What?
Blutwulf: Look at Petty... Elvis, then Dylan, and now Petty. The guy is as American as you can get, and his music is on every jukebox on the planet.
Mrs. Blutwulf: God wants them to win.
Blutwulf: *sigh*
(The final quarter...)
Mrs. Blutwulf: What does that mean?
Blutwulf: It means they get 7, and are ahead by 4. The Giants need a TD. A field goal won't help them. They have the time, but their offense is pretty weak. Don't get your hopes up, Baby.
Mrs. Blutwulf: Oh, they'll win.
Blutwulf: Moss walked in. The defender slipped. Where was God on that one? You sure He wants the Giants to win?
Mrs. Blutwulf: Yep.
Blutwulf: *sigh*
(Later...)
Blutwulf: Oh, nice return. My mamma could have returned that for more than 15.
Mrs. Blutwulf: What's this mean?
Blutwulf: The Giants gotta go about 85 yards. Ain't gonna happen.
Mrs. Blutwulf: Now what is happening?
Blutwulf: 3'rd and 5. Patriots are about to take away the middle, and the Giants are weak on sides. Belichick has removed all the less-than-10 inside routes. No idea what they'll do... Oh. My. God.
Mrs. Blutwulf: Did he catch it?
Blutwulf: On his helmet.
Mrs. Blutwulf: See? God wants...
Blutwulf: Well, the field is shorter now, and the defenders have less field to cover, and it will be tougher. Baby, I seriously don't hink that Manning can... I. Will. Be. Damned.
(Entering from other room...)
Mrs. Blutwulf: (with plate) Peanut butter candy?


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