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Gearing up for tonight's Game 7 of the NBA Finals between the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat, Spurs coach Gregg Popovich sat down at a press conference with a group of reporters to expound on a number of different topics. Following is a transcript:

Reporter: So coach Popovich, who do you think will win Game 7 tonight?

Pop. The team that wins.

Reporter: What did you say to your team to get ready for tonight's game?

Pop: Get ready

Reporter: Do you plan to play Tim Duncan more or less than he played in Game 6?

Pop: More or less I'm not sure.

Reporter: You never seem to have much to say when we ask you questions at these press conferences.

Pop: What did you say?

Reporter: Why don't you tell us much?

Pop: Why ask why?

Reporter: We have jobs to do as reporters.

Pop: Congratulations

Reporter: If you win your fifth NBA title tonight, will you retire?

Pop: Will you?

Reporter: What do you do as a hobby?

Pop: Inspirational speaker

Reporter: Have you always been a man of few words?

Pop: Have you always asked this many questions?

Reporter: Don't you care about reporters who want to know more about what you're thinking?

Pop: Care is a strong word.

Reporter: If you could have one wish in life, what would it be?

Pop: To wish upon a star

Reporter: What one change in your life would make you very happy?

Pop: More press interviews.

Reporter: When you give us so many one word answers, it's tough for us to do much with that in writing our stories?

Pop: Life is tough.

Reporter: I saw on the Spurs home page that you attended University of Denver. Why?

Pop: I ski.

Reporter: What did you study?

Pop: Journalism

Reporter: What's your favorite book?

Pop: How to Win Friends and Influence People

Reporter: If the Spurs win the title, will you go out and have a beer?

Pop: Will you?

Reporter: Will you take a vacation?

Pop: Only if you go with me.

Reporter: Where?

Pop: Your beach house.

Reporter: Have you thought of writing a book about your run as coach of the Spurs winning all these championships over the years?

Pop: You want to be the author?

Reporter: I didn't say that. I just asked you a question.

Pop: You did?

Reporter: Why are you so negative to reporters who ask you questions?

Pop: Negative?

Reporter: Is Tim Duncan the best player you ever coached?

Pop: Seen him play?

 

 

 

 

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