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People who "predict" are worthless and weak. Their predictions mean nothing and are always wrong. All they do is take up valuable cyberspace. What I do, is not a " prediction". This is the way it's going down. This edition we'll take a look at the most utterly uninteresting division in the NFL, the AFC South. I've done my best at finding anything remarkable or distinguishing about this dreary division.

AFC SOUTH

Indianapolis 13-3

Houston 11-5

Tennessee 6-10

London 3-13

The Colts came out of nowhere to claim a wildcard spot last year with new QB Andrew Luck. He's easy to forget about because he plays in Indy, where Peyton Manning toiled in obscurity for over a decade, until finally cracking our national consciousness with his big free agent circus last spring. The Texans showed their true selves last year - no heart or soul - complete charlatans. This year they'll fall to second as the Colts reclaim the crown no one cares about. Tennessee is the poster child of this boring division, even their uniforms put you to sleep. They have a running back who used to be good a couple of years ago. Then there's London. They have a lot of problems, and most won't get fixed this year. But hey, they'll be right in the Jadeveon Clowney Sweepstakes at least. Hope Clowney enjoys warm beer and fans with poor dental work. Pip pip Cheerio and all that rot!

I've never tipped when eating take-out. I don't care if the government knows everything I've ever done online. I'm not famous, but I'm damn sure aware of when someone is taking video with their cell phone around me. If I sign a $2+million contract, I'm damn sure going to read it.

Have a good weekend and drink good beer.

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August 3, 2013  01:43 AM ET
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I predict the new rule about offensive players lowering the helmet will cost Peterson and the Vikings more than any other team.

I predict the closure of the local homeless shelter will delay your rectal prolapse by at least one week.

August 4, 2013  11:39 AM ET
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This whole blog is a hot mess.

keep it in your pants...

 
August 5, 2013  02:46 PM ET

I'm speechless.

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