5. when someone gets hit in football, people say "Oww, that must have hurt". when someone gets checked in hockey, people laugh at them.
4. When someone hits a homerun in baseball, a person gets to take a ball home. when someone hits the puck into the stands, someone goes home with one hell of a headache.
3. Hockey is the only sport where the refs skate around and wave as the crowd boos them.
2. If you fight on the field in football, you get fined $50,000. If you fight in hockey, you get 5 minutes in the penalty box.
1. Hockey players rarely get accused of taking steroids.