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10 Reasons Not To Jog

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

 

 

February 25, 2008  09:38 AM ET

Good points,LOL.

February 25, 2008  09:42 AM ET

HA !
number 9 is my favorite...LOL

February 25, 2008  10:14 AM ET

I second KP haha.

February 25, 2008  10:45 AM ET

thats pretty good, long walks by peopl i dont like...me too!

February 25, 2008  10:55 AM ET

Number 8 made my day hllywd, thanks

February 25, 2008  11:00 AM ET

I like to only jog down hill

 
February 25, 2008  03:57 PM ET

I thought 1, 2, and 9 were the best. haha

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