1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is.
2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10. I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Jarah Mariano
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Good points,LOL.
(Cincy)
Jamestown, OH
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HA !
number 9 is my favorite...LOL
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I second KP haha.
DJTG_2010
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thats pretty good, long walks by peopl i dont like...me too!
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Number 8 made my day hllywd, thanks
Buddhasillegitimatec…
Pacific , MO
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I like to only jog down hill
Buddhasillegitimatec…
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I thought 1, 2, and 9 were the best. haha
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