Asylum 3 productions blog
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As members of FanNation... we are masters of the written word, literary geniuses with a sports community site at our finger tips. Okay, who are we kidding, we're a bunch of guys with time on our hands that love to talk sports...and tend to say some funny things in the heat of the moment...this is our story....err...your story.

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This was all cooked up by

Harry Callahan

Josh

i B4 e

Dan TM

Curly Lambeau

Buddhasillegitimatechild

It's All Mine !

PackBrew42

Sneaky Pete

LilWound

This is our first posting and we are posting it through Harry's profile,while we work out some kinks in being able to post it through our group,Pier 10 productions.Some of these are a little old due to the fact that well.. we are lazy....well here are some of the comments you all said that caught our eyes..enjoy !

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Oh and I had to change my avatar. I was using the WD40 logo but I kept leaving wet spots on the blogs I visited.

i B4 e is WD40 | 01/29/08, 05:56 PM

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 BFF for Josh = Boy Friend Forever

I agree with Dave. It's creepin' the heck outta me.


#9 G.O.A.T. | 01/20/08
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Aside from a nympho that owns a liquor store, what more could you want than a woman who knows sports?
KpKahder | 01/22/08

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Callahan, you said your day ended at 5pm-LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassidy's House | 01/18/08

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Gee, now I forgot what I wanted to write...
Probably wasn't important, anyway.
RATS!!!
DC Sports Nut | 11/01/07

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Seek help for your substance abuse problems .

Krobe 09* | 10/11/07

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Freebird

I didnt call anyone a redneck

He called me a member of aryan nation

djroxalot | 01/14/08

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 I was going to say something but I can't quit picturing Pete in a Bears teddy.
i B4 e is WD40 | 01/10/08

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 Why havent you accepted my friend invite?

Cassidy's House | 01/16/08

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miguel tejada played by tattoo from fantasy island...da needle boss da needle

B0mb3rs (HoF) always next year

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You certainly paint your metaphors with gusto IB4E. Slobber knocker? Yikes! Bring and umbrella folkes, and not for the weather!
Oso-Dallas 214* BS-XYZPDQ | 01/04/08

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Curly: Talkin to myself here.(sigh)...Miller time !

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Josh - Okay, that makes a lot more sense...I was thinking like shots of Jagermeister or something...and all I could think was...man, there isn't enough puke in the world to make me play that game

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Awesome.
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
Buddhasillegitimatechild | 01/11/08

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If I were any more right, I would completely lose my ability to turn left.

Moondizzle | 01/14/08

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 Refuse to vote until I'm nominated. I'm just that shallow.

John Gruden | 12/09/07

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Who the hell are you?

Big Ben68 | 01/31/08, 02:04 PM

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Im not going to review all these songs, I'm just going to give you one big MEH. In my opinion, there are MUCH better Mars Volta songs than The Widow, MUCH better Chili Pepper songs than Can't Stop (Otherside blows it out of the water), and Through The Fire and the Flames is too high. You have a song from 1993, and Do You Realize is overrated, Flight Test is the best song on that album.

It's good, don't get me wrong, but I'm just critiquing.

That and the fact that your stupid

Nomar: You guys suck | 02/18/08, 06:13 PM

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 tracy00214:I was trapped for an hour once by a spider,thank god for cellphones.

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Chrono8008;One day,I'm going to get a bunch of drugs,lock myself in a room,and listen to all the Pink Floyd albums,because I DON'T FRICKING UNDERSTAND,PEOPLE LIKE PINK FLOYD SO MUCH,BUT I DON'T GET THIS BAND AT ALL !!!!!!!

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I just *love* it when you rub my belly until my leg kicks uncontrollably... :D

Sneaky Pete | 01/18/08

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Buddhasillegitimatechild:BS-CB, Posted Thursday January 10, 2008

If I hadn't seen the episode that would sound VERY bad. I know you want to be the passion that burns inside me but I have a gas chimney, your wood won't fit in it.

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 If you think the finger was fun wait until you get the big invasion... the colonoscopy!

Epoch1

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Hey, for a like 2 inch action figure, Chewy got a lot of action with Barbie...
Josh | 01/31/08, 02:43 PM

2 inch action figure is a euphemism...

Lilwound | 01/31/08, 02:46 PM

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I would be spending all my time trying to make some sort of Coconut hooch,to try to egg Mary Anne on,into some inhebriated hay rolling.

Harry Callahan | 01/31/08, 03:36 PM

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PARTY PIMP:This story is 100% U.S.D.A. certified crap.

Oso-Dallas:What a lucid observation,with such insight.I'm guessing your an authority because your a manure gourmet

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Typical Viqueen fan. Poor losers.

RAJ | 01/14/08

That's funny RAJ, how you twisted Viking into something gay. I wonder if I could do that w/ Packers, hmmmmm...

mixinupmedicine | 01/15/08

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PackBrew 42:What's Pedialyte ?

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Terpsfan:The Ravens aren't scoring over 30 points in the first game of the season.I see that game being a 24-24 win for the Ravens

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Mac Can Do the Angus Shuffle:I need to be back for seven, so i can get some extra sleep before going to work for noon.

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tracy00214:Have a good weekend Cass,and Oso-it wouldn't suprise me a bit if Harry was a stud.

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Fightins u r so freaking reatarded

bigsteven | 01/14/08

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Steelercooze:If i had 5 million dollars,I would offer it straight up,to Deion Sanders if he would never again appear on TV as long as i am alive.

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Dan TM: What would be so bad about having a sewing circle? I do a TON of sewing - I even make my own cocktail waitress uniform!

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Detroit, you dont know how to vote on throwdowns so you would have no chance in the womens group.

Cassidy's House | 01/17/08

Loosely translated "If you don't vote the way I do, you're an idiot"

PackBrew42 #4 Fe Fi Fo Fum! | 01/17/08
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Dan - The retarded cousin of Josh, who in reality deserves the Hall just as much.
Ramdrum - One of the best TDers the site has ever seen.
Raven - Perhaps the most active blogger on the site, AS WELL AS being one of the best TDers the site has ever seen.

Cardsox Top 100 Songs | 01/31/08, 07:01 PM

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 I had a friend when I was ten, named "Junior" Williams. He said a beebee wouldn't REALLY hurt. I disagreed. He said. Okay, shoot me in the back of the leg. I shot him (with ten pumps on the gun) in back of the thigh, and he went down in pain.

"Let that be a lesson to you all!"

It's All Mine !

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Lifer:Question:If BigBen is the "Art Monk of Fannation",What the hell am I ? I'm at leat 10x more Art-Monk-ier than he is.

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Well we hope you enjoyed the post and if we didn't get to you this time..trust us we will !

Remember watch what you say...we are always watching...sort of like big brother but cooler !

February 26, 2008  11:21 AM ET

Harry, It's so beautiful

February 26, 2008  11:23 AM ET

YAY FOR PEOPLE SAYING FUNNY AND STUPID THINGS!!!!

February 26, 2008  11:23 AM ET

You have a treasure trove i am sure would be a blast to pick through Larry B...This is just a test run..we have hundreds..some of your best will surely show up.

February 26, 2008  11:25 AM ET

People should say more stupider things; the more stupid people on the site the less I look like Gerald Ford.

Thank you stupids!

February 26, 2008  11:25 AM ET

Thanks Buddha.......your my boy !
LW that comment is so you man !

February 26, 2008  11:27 AM ET

I stole that opening line from Josh..He had it warehoused..don't tell him though.....I am a opening line burglar ! HEE ! HEE !

February 26, 2008  11:42 AM ET

Well hell...we don't want the site blowing up ! We will stay out of the double secret files then.

February 26, 2008  12:06 PM ET

Wow. I was quoted twice. Guess I was on fire at one time!

February 26, 2008  12:11 PM ET

Oso, next time you're on fire, jump in your pool. Stupid bear instincts

February 26, 2008  12:15 PM ET

I was quoted twice too. *Joins Oso in the pool* No eating in the pool, Oso!

February 26, 2008  12:21 PM ET

Oso, next time you're on fire, jump in your pool. Stupid bear instincts

Buddhasillegitimatechild:BS-CB | 02/26/08, 12:11 PM

I thought it was stop drop and roll on snarky commenters?

February 26, 2008  12:22 PM ET

No eating in the pool, Oso!

Tracy00214-CB-X! | 02/26/08, 12:15 PM

Among other things. Is that you in my avatar Tracy?

February 26, 2008  12:25 PM ET

Like I said, stupid Bear instincts, oh and get Aikman while you're rolling

February 26, 2008  12:27 PM ET

No eating in the pool, Oso!

Tracy00214-CB-X! | 02/26/08, 12:15 PM

Among other things. Is that you in my avatar Tracy?

Oso 214* BS-CB NMI | 02/26/08, 12:22 PM

*hurries out of the pool* I think there is a dead penguin laying at the bottom of the pool!

February 26, 2008  12:31 PM ET

Among other things. Is that you in my avatar Tracy?

Oso 214* BS-CB NMI | 02/26/08, 12:22 PM

*looks at avatar*
Omg! Why are you looking at me like that? *looks uneasy and backs away slowly* Hey! I just seen a penguin in the pool!

February 26, 2008  12:35 PM ET

Hey! I just seen a penguin in the pool!

Tracy00214-CB-X! | 02/26/08, 12:31 PM

Stay away from lunch!

February 26, 2008  12:36 PM ET

Like I said, stupid Bear instincts, oh and get Aikman while you're rolling

Buddhasillegitimatechild:BS-CB | 02/26/08, 12:25 PM

(Rolls over Buddhasilligitimatechild) Whoops. Did you say Aikman? My bad. Must be that *stupid* bear instincts again.

February 26, 2008  12:38 PM ET

(Rolls over Buddhasilligitimatechild) Whoops. Did you say Aikman? My bad. Must be that *stupid* bear instincts again.

Oso 214* BS-CB NMI | 02/26/08, 12:36 PM
ow, my liver, wait, nevermind, that has already been long gone

February 26, 2008  12:39 PM ET

Harry, I think this one has to be on there

Get one of those zoo dart guns and shoot him in the arse with 50cc's of Ritalin.

Harry Callahan | 02/08/08, 11:48 AM

 
February 26, 2008  12:40 PM ET

or maybe this one

On your wedding day, don't try to pull the garter off the bridesmaid's leg. Trust me on this.

i B4 e is WD40 | 02/12/08, 02:06 PM

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