Sports Fan's Book of Psalms
Chapter 12:8-33
On this day I bring forth jubilant news! Our sworn enemy's leader, Brett Favre, has fallen at last!
Gone are the days of saddened Bears fans,
of the stuttering Bears CBs,
of Green Bay offensive dominance,
of John Madden guy love,
of one sided games with 300 yards passing from that hated Mississippian from Mississippi,
of Cheezehead-wearing mongrels laughing in our faces,
of Wisconsin-based tyranny,
of BRETT FAVRE.
REJOICE BEARS FANS! THE NORTH IS OURS FOR THE TAKING! THE BEARS WILL RISE AGAIN!
DANCE WITH US VIKINGS AND LIONS FANS! FAVRE IS NO MORE! HUZZAH!
No longer shall you see this Anti-Pope man smile, for Favre hath retired today!
Rejoice, Bears fans, O ye sons of Halas, for glory shall return to this hallowed city once more.
Rise from your hibernation/slumber! Gain your rightful place atop the throne! Gaze upon it's glory!
Soon we shall see lowly Lambeau, and say "What hath thou become?"
A MERE SHADOW OF ITS FORMER SELF!
It's god and caretaker Favre has fallen.
O, look ye Lombardi spin in his tomb.
No longer shall the Packers be rulers of the North. Now they shall be rulers of Cheese.
Madden's cries and shrieks of sadness can be heard over the hills and vallies. The music and celebration drowns out his shrieks from reaching our overjoyous ear lobes.
Wake from your sleep, O Monsters of the Midway, and become what you were born to be, better than the Packers once more.
(above): The Dreaded One
Favre, your career was long and your exit timely. But thoust maketh a mistake!
Leaving the controls of your hallowed offense to a mere mortal? Aaron Rodgers? Pish Posh, Hogwash!
Soldier Field shallt feast on him. Chicagoans shall celebrate like they have never celebrated before.
And we can rest peacefully once again, knowing the nightmare named Brett Favre will never return.
Melissa Haro
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I went a little over the top with this one, but being a Bears fan, it's nice to know we won't have to deal with him again.
Stauff Nation
Chicago, IL
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lol I like it...but I'm a Favre fan...What if Aaron Rodgers comes good?
RHATER is Gone.
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I wouldn't have minded playing him a few more times... he was throwing more picks against the bears in the past couple years. Remember the past two seasons we're 3-1 against Favre. But, how can you not be a little happy that we won't have to hear Madden sucking brett favre anymore. BEARS!
Lilwound
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lol I like it...but I'm a Favre fan...What if Aaron Rodgers comes good?
RedskinHater misses Favre | 03/04/08, 10:51 AM
I'd rather not talk about it.
Stauff Nation
Chicago, IL
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Hey Stauff Nation,don't worry you did a good job on your ad.Being a Vikings fan,this is great news for us too,so I agree with you,(except on the part of the bears ruling once agian).But hey for once Vikings & Bear fan can agree to this one thing, Brett Farve is gone. YEEESSSSSS!!!!!
jtes21
Zion , IL
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amen brother
Stauff Nation
Chicago, IL
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Ding **** the witch is dead
12th Century Ninja
Arlington , TX
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I can't believe they censored d*o*n*g. HaHa!
ThisBudz4Me
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Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey! Hey! Hey!
GOODBYE!
cubs/bears
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I am going to be smiling for at least a week.
Galloping_Ghost
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Aren't you cool...
DJTG_2010
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I'm a Bear fan big time but how can you not like Brett Favre. He played quarterback the way it should be played. I for one will miss watching him play. There is not a Bear fan out there that wouldn't rather have him under center than what we've had. And lilwound is correct, we've handled Greenbay just fine the past few years. It's the rest of the league we seem to have a problem with.
urlacher54
North East , MD
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Come on now? We've beaten Favre 9 out of the last 11 times in his career, including sweeping the series again with Kyle Orton as our QB for Christ sake. We needed Favre to beat Minnesota and Detroit for us since it's obvious he couldn't beat the Bears anymore. I'm sadden because sucky teams like Detroit will start to win now and that darn Adrian Peterson is now enemy number1 well at least behind Bernard Berrian!
QMAX21
Chicago Heights, IL
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I'm a Bear fan big time but how can you not like Brett Favre. He played quarterback the way it should be played. I for one will miss watching him play. There is not a Bear fan out there that wouldn't rather have him under center than what we've had. And lilwound is correct, we've handled Greenbay just fine the past few years. It's the rest of the league we seem to have a problem with.
urlacher54
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I can tell you how. How about 20-4 against the Bears from 1992-2003? I hate the s o b and I always will.
But he was a good one.
Galloping_Ghost
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I agree with QMAX21. The way AP ran against us i would much rather chase Favre.
urlacher54
North East , MD
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One man does not make a team!!! AND the bears will still suck no matter who is leading the Packers!!!
AmmoDrew
Mc Guire Afb, NJ
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The Steelers aren't exactly the best team in football either, Drew.
Stauff Nation
Chicago, IL
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Galloping_Ghost, you can't sit there and say that you wouldn't have wanted him as your quaterback. Do i need to go through the list of train wrecks that we have had.
urlacher54
North East , MD
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I'm a Bear fan big time but how can you not like Brett Favre. He played quarterback the way it should be played. I for one will miss watching him play. There is not a Bear fan out there that wouldn't rather have him under center than what we've had. And lilwound is correct, we've handled Greenbay just fine the past few years. It's the rest of the league we seem to have a problem with.
urlacher54
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I can tell you how. How about 20-4 against the Bears from 1992-2003? I hate the s o b and I always will.
But he was a good one.
Galloping_Ghost | 03/04/08, 11:45 AM Report Offensive Comment
Exactly. Favre may have been one of the best, and I respect his God given talent. But I still hate the prick, along with the rest of the cheeseheads and NFC North that doesn't wear blue and orange.
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