Josh Q. Public:  It's the eye of the tiger.  It's the thrill of the fight.  Rising up to the challenge of our rival.  -Survivor

Public Service Announcement:  OK, here we go!  Uh oh!  Mango!  I bust the tango.  Got more hits than Jamaica's got mangos.  Mags got more hits than Jamaica's got mangos.  A slew of hits.  A gaggle of hits.  A plethora of hits.  Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora.  I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.  Magglio knows what a plethora is.  I do too.  I also know Ordonez is on fire.  Up in here, it's burning hot.  He on fire.  Last seen, Mags completed the Tigers` sweep of the ALCS with a three-run homer with two outs in the bottom of the 9th.  In the air to left field!  The Tigers...March to the World Series!  And Mags just keeps on marching.  He ain't taking his sneakers off.  He's Sneakers O'Toole.  Sneaking his way onto the leader board.  Had his twentieth two-bomb game last night.  Boom boom, shake the room.  Spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito.  Yo te quiero, oh mi corazn.  Twelve for the season.  Three in the last two games.  Forty-two RBIs.  One shy of A-Broad for the AL lead.   Batting 345.  He does it like this.  He does it like that.  He does it with a baseball bat.  Now he's on the run.  On the run leading the AL in slugging.  On the run leading the AL in OPS.  On the run for a MVP.  On the run, carrying his team into first over the Tribe.  Mags:  I'm feeling good. I'm seeing the ball really well and being very patient with my pitches.  Yup, Mags feels good.  Yup, Mags feels nice.  Like sugar and spice.  He feels nice, like sugar and spice.  So nice, so nice, Magglio Ordonez!

Public Acknowledgements:  Beastie Boys-Twice, Three Amigos, Lloyd Banks, Thom Brennaman, Family Guy, Clash and James Brown:  The Godfather of Soul.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!