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First things first, you have to see this if you haven't already. It's a zoomable Giant Chart of Beers - how many have you drank? Click link to find out

http://popchartlab.com/products/the-magnificent-multitude-of-beer

Kobe Bryant went over to Germany for therapy on his knee. We all know what that really means, right? He's going over there to get his HGH. Just like Peyton Manning went over to Europe for his "neck therapy". Yeah right. Juicers. Kobe no doubt will have an "amazing" recovery, especially for someone his age, and be on the court Opening Night. Because he's on roids, duh.

As I sit here and watch the Bills/Browns game (and not college football, because NFL is always better) one thing comes to mind, in this battle of backup QB's. The beginning of the end of the "running QB" is coming not because "defenses are figuring them out" like people LOVE to say, but because QB's are inherently not runners, and don't know how to take a hit, and therefore are very susceptible to injury. A running back, who has always been a RB, knows that he's going to get blasted and knows how to prepare his body for the blow. These guys don't know that. That's the real reason the fad will eventually go the way of the Wildcat.

Baseball playoffs are finally here, although they are still a week or so away from getting good. The first few games never interest me that much, because like baseball usually goes, it depends on who is pitching, and teams this good generally split a game or two. Next week, that's when it gets good. The desperation of the team behind, the team ahead trying to close it out, this is when the drama happens. That's when I will really start to watch all the games, although I'll keep tabs on my favorite team a little more closely.

You think your life is bad? You could be a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan. I know there aren't any of these on Fannation, at least no one who will admit to being one, but you gotta love a franchise that leaks dirt on the player they are desperately trying to trade. Josh Freeman shouldn't really care, he's going to get paid regardless.

What's up with Michael Jordan saying he could beat Lebron in his prime? Lebron would power over that little dude. Sounds like a grumpy old man.

So I'm glad you found your way here. You've landed at the best place on Fannation. Please enjoy your time here. Much like the Cleveland Browns, we're not the Baltimore Ravens in any way. We just kept our proud history when the team moved. You know what I'm talking about...

Have fun and drink good beer.

October 3, 2013  11:23 PM ET

Good blog, Sharky. Going old school tonight with a little Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

October 3, 2013  11:30 PM ET
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Good blog, Sharky. Going old school tonight with a little Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

Nice. I haven't had one in years myself. Although I've been intrigued to try some of their newer styles. I remember when the Pale first came out 20 years ago or so. We were floored! And even then the Bud drinkers would be like "you guys are beer snobs". Nothing much changes I guess.


I think the last thing I tried was the Bigfoot Barleywine. Still packed a pretty good punch.

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October 4, 2013  09:22 PM ET

The last girl has a body to die for. But lately, I'd have to take her to get a tat first. Must be a mid life crisis.

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October 8, 2013  04:43 AM ET

By the way, your chart is stupid. I can't find Keystone Ice on it.

October 8, 2013  04:50 AM ET
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By the way, your chart is stupid. I can't find Keystone Ice on it.

Go past the Schlitz, but stop long before you get to the Schmidt's and Natty light.

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October 8, 2013  05:25 AM ET
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either way, it goes in the Solo cup or the can.

That part is not important. I want recognition, dammit!


Also, what the bleep are you doing up?

October 8, 2013  05:27 AM ET

I might mention as well that while the girl on the boat is rocking, her face looks like she's 16 at the most. Good times!

October 8, 2013  05:29 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

either way, it goes in the Solo cup or the can.

Or you can save yourself a heap of time and just pour it directly into the urinal.

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October 8, 2013  05:41 AM ET

You guys aren't very nice. Snobbish, even. That being said, I am happy to report that I do NOT have people banging on my door wanting to mooch my beer.

#peaceandtranquility

October 8, 2013  05:43 AM ET

I've had to scroll past scantily clad women several times in order to navigate and post on this thread. No wonder BM never posts here.

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October 8, 2013  05:49 AM ET
QUOTE(#19):

Shark Jumper Jr should be pleased with the rising comment count of this thread.

At the same time, he should be ashamed of his stupid chart.

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