10 reasons not to coach a little leauge team. The chance you might.....
1.) The chance that you might have to coach a kid that the only time the touched a glove is when they were washing dishes.
2.) The chance you might have to coach an idiot who couldn't tell the difference between a his own balls and a baseball.
3.) The chance you might have to coach a player that sucks and thinks he is the next prodigy(SHEA HILLENBRAND)
4.) The chance you might coach a real fat kid who takes a break every 2 seconds for his "asthema" when he is really sneaking a quick donught he hid inside his cup.(GRADY JACKSON)
5.) The chance you might coach a real small kid, and the fat kid eats him.
6.) The chance you might coach a slow as hell kid who just so happens to be the son of Speedy Gonzalez. Where do you go from there?
7.) The chance you might have to coach a kid whos parents are the biggest ****. "MY SON SHOULD PITCH!" "WHY THE **** IS MY SON ON THE BENCH" "WHY ISN'T MY SON ON THE BENCH?"
8.) The chance you might have to coach a kid kid who is queer. Coach my feet hurt can I go sit down. Coach my arm hurts can i sit down? Coach **** hurts can you give me a massage? Eww.
9.) The chance you might coach a kid with ANGER MANANGEMENT. Freaking out after he misses one ball, freaks out after he misses a pitch. Freaks out after he hits a pitch.(GARY SHEFFIELD)
10.) The chance you might you coach a wiseass. Backtalks everything you say. "Oh Coach Vince Lombardi you don't know what your talking about." "Oh coach Larry Brown thats not how you dribble a basketball" "Coach Cam Cameron you are a total geinus!"
I hope you enjoyed my little segment here. I'll do it again if you guys want me to.