3 Ways To Be An Idiot. This Is For The NON-NMI People

Swearing

This is a prime example of an idiot. Somebody who uses a load of vulgar language. I have seen this very much recently on Fannation. Either that, or I have never really bothered to notice, but let's see what it really means when you curse your anger out towards other people.

Here is an example of someone getting really made at another being:

Anonymous A: Hey, Stowe, wanna TD?

Anonymous B: Sure, let's do it.

(TD Is Over)

Anonymous A: I Guess I won

Anonymous B: You mother **** I will kill your ****


Well, what does this show you people? I can tell you what other doctors, or some kind of person that learns about what swearing does... It means this:

A Person Has a Small Vocabulary
They Need To Learn MOre Words
They Are Immature
They Are Disrespectful
They Have No Life

Ok, maybe the last one is not true, but it is definitely an option to be up there, because I said it was.


Incomplete Sentences

This is another way of showing off idiocy. It does make you dumb if you have not already noticed, but when someone does this:

Joe Namath best QB of ever time because he good.

Someone is going to think much less of you, which is an idiot, because here is the definition of Idiot in the dictionary, All Props To www.dictionary.com:

Idiot: id-i-ot [id-ee-uht]
-Noun
An utterly foolish or sensless person

With non-understandable sentences, it sounds foolish and senseless which are both characteristics to being an idiot. There is no other way to put it. I am not saying go out and call everyone an idiot that makes an incomplete sentence. I mean call people who do it constantly foolish, because what they are really doing is just making life harder for you, which is the truth...


Voting For Someone For Retarded Reasons

Let's put it this way. There are many stupid reasons as to why people vote for others, for the wrong reason, and I will name a few:

They Like The Player
They Like The List
They Hate The Person TDing
They Are Bestest Buddies with the Other Person TDing
They Don't Have An Opinion, They Vote For No Reason
They Picked The Voter's Hometown Team, And Did Not Bother With Argument Reading

Those are a few reasons, I am not bothering with any more, because they are too dumb to think of... Anyways, if this is the way someone like this votes on a regular basis, then they are an idiot beyond belief... People get very upset for the way some people vote and grudges will be held, leaving them sad, which most don't really have the time to care about, because this is a web-site.

Now, let's put an idiot story together, about this, just for no reason what-so-ever.

Anonymous A: Hey dude, let's do a throwdown.
Anonymous B: Okay, let's do it.

(Throwdown Starts)

Anonymous A: Good TD
Anonymous B: Yeah it is

(Throwdown Ends)

Anonymous C: I vote for anonymous A because my fav player
Anonymous B: That isn't a good way to vote.
Anonymous C: I vote however i **** want too.
Anonymous A: Wow
Anonymous B: I know, this sucks
Anonymous C: you suck
Anonymous B: Nice comeback...
Anonymous C: man you cant come with comebacks
Anonymous B: Oh no, he is stupid...

(Anonymous C Gets Deleted)

So if you follow these guidelines, you're an idiot that needs help, and if you don't follow these guidelines, you are a respected person, in a way...

So, I guess that is it for now:

NOTICE: IN ORDER TO BE AN IDIOT TO OTHERS THESE REGULATIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED CONSTANTLY, OTHERWISE, YOU ARE FINE.

No More Idiots!

Copyright: #2 DetroitFan* BS is Verlander

great work!

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LMAO...I hope Anonymous B in the 2nd one is me... :)

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Uh oh. I swore at someone today. First time though! Hopefully the last...

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**** you you idiot **** sucker I'll **** stick my foot up your **** and rip off your **** homosexual dick

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Just kidding of course LOL

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I watch South Park if I want immature stuff. I got to FanNation to read peoples insight and opinions on sports related crap. Nice Blog!

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Shame on you David! LOL

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Nice blog. I've wanted to see this but I'm not in NMI.

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