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Hello folks! This Da Masta and I'm welcoming you to the first edition of The Idiot Show!

Da Masta- This is a show where I will interview people on sports!  People will call in and ask me questions.  Alright, we have our first lucky caller!

Da Masta- Hey, lucky caller #1, what's your name

Lucky Caller #1- Linklebambam Chawaw

Da Masta- Ummm... ok, do you mind if I just call you LC?

LC- Yah, that's good

Da Masta- Ok! So LC what is your question?

LC- Which type of pie is better: blueberry or apple?

Da Masta- You do know that this is a sports show and we are live on National TV right now, right?

LC- Yah, I do.  Now which type of pie is better!

Da Masta- Hmmm, tough question.  I for one would have to say blueberry pie is the best.  Sometimes in apple pie the apples are to chewy.

LC- Thanks! Bye Da Masta!

*LC hangs up the phone*

Da Masta- Alright! Let's have our second caller!

Caller #2- Hey this is Tom Brady!

Da Masta- Are you serious or is this a prank call?

Tom Brady- Ummm....

*He quickly hangs up the phone*

Da Masta- Ok, hopefully caller 3 will be better!

Caller 3- Hi, I'm Mark Burns for CA.

Da Masta- Hey Mark! So what is your question?

Mark- Who will win the SB next year?

Da Masta- Ahhh, finally an intelligent question!  Well, my guess is going to be the Chargers.  They have a great D which had the most take-aways last season.  That along with LT and Phillip Rivers is gonna bring them right up to the top! My guess: Chargers play the 'Boys and win 31-27.

Mark- Thanks, Masta!

*Mark hangs up the phone*

Da Masta- Well, sorry everyone but that's all the time we have today! I'm Da Masta and this is the Idiot Show!

 

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