Hello folks! This Da Masta and I'm welcoming you to the first edition of The Idiot Show!
Da Masta- This is a show where I will interview people on sports! People will call in and ask me questions. Alright, we have our first lucky caller!
Da Masta- Hey, lucky caller #1, what's your name
Lucky Caller #1- Linklebambam Chawaw
Da Masta- Ummm... ok, do you mind if I just call you LC?
LC- Yah, that's good
Da Masta- Ok! So LC what is your question?
LC- Which type of pie is better: blueberry or apple?
Da Masta- You do know that this is a sports show and we are live on National TV right now, right?
LC- Yah, I do. Now which type of pie is better!
Da Masta- Hmmm, tough question. I for one would have to say blueberry pie is the best. Sometimes in apple pie the apples are to chewy.
LC- Thanks! Bye Da Masta!
*LC hangs up the phone*
Da Masta- Alright! Let's have our second caller!
Caller #2- Hey this is Tom Brady!
Da Masta- Are you serious or is this a prank call?
Tom Brady- Ummm....
*He quickly hangs up the phone*
Da Masta- Ok, hopefully caller 3 will be better!
Caller 3- Hi, I'm Mark Burns for CA.
Da Masta- Hey Mark! So what is your question?
Mark- Who will win the SB next year?
Da Masta- Ahhh, finally an intelligent question! Well, my guess is going to be the Chargers. They have a great D which had the most take-aways last season. That along with LT and Phillip Rivers is gonna bring them right up to the top! My guess: Chargers play the 'Boys and win 31-27.
Mark- Thanks, Masta!
*Mark hangs up the phone*
Da Masta- Well, sorry everyone but that's all the time we have today! I'm Da Masta and this is the Idiot Show!