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Due to copyright infringement, Theodore Seuss Geisel has recently sent me a message explaining that if I post his story here, then I will be sued.

Wait, he's dead? No, his books are still on the shelves, you are lying to me.

Who is the "you", you might ask? I don't remember...

December 9, 2013  01:34 PM ET

are you positive you're not hearing a "who"?

December 9, 2013  01:35 PM ET
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are you positive you're not hearing a "who"?

I have heard rumors that they are extremely protective of Geisel's reputation

December 9, 2013  01:42 PM ET
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I have heard rumors that they are extremely protective of Geisel's reputation

Damn it, I am being haunted by Dr. Seuss characters...

December 9, 2013  01:51 PM ET

could be worse, could've been Stephen King's clown

December 9, 2013  01:53 PM ET
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could be worse, could've been Stephen King's clown

Good point, but having an oversized cat with a red and white striped top hat in your home would be pretty intimidating at first.

December 9, 2013  02:43 PM ET
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Good point, but having an oversized cat with a red and white striped top hat in your home would be pretty intimidating at first.

yeah but then you could take him outside and introduct him to any neighborhood dogs that you don't really care for, think about how badly it would traumatize them

December 9, 2013  02:44 PM ET
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yeah but then you could take him outside and introduct him to any neighborhood dogs that you don't really care for, think about how badly it would traumatize them

just searching for the upside to your situation

December 10, 2013  02:01 AM ET
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just searching for the upside to your situation

I fear there isn't one.

 
December 10, 2013  06:30 AM ET
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are you positive you're not hearing a "who"?

D'Fan Hears a Who?



Great! Now I'm gonna be sued too. *Wonders if I should put WWJ on retainer now.*

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