Here is edition 2!!!!!!!!
We fade into a Dawgee Fresh and Redskinmaniac's house. Red is quietly knitting to herself as her kids are at school and her husband is at work. Suddenly she hears a knock on the door. She goes over to the door....
Red- Hello? Who is it?
Person at door- It's me, your mailman, Real Sports.
Red- Ok, one second, let me open the door.
Red fumbles with the lock for a few seconds then opens the door
Red- Hello Mr. Sports, what brings you here today?
Real Sports- Not much, I just was sent over to tell you the bad news. You see, Porkins has been shot and DetroitFan has been kidnapped!
Red- Oh my! That's terrible!
Real Sports- Also, your husband, Dawgee Fresh has been assigned to the case, so he sent me to tell you that he will be away for the next few days....
Red- Ok, thank you for coming and telling me.
Real Sports- No problem, by the way, here is your mail.
Real Sports hands Red a bundle of letters and magazines then he says goodbye and walks out of the door. Red locks the door then quietly sits down to read the mail. We then fade to black for a commercial break....
We return to the show and fade into a room with EagleManiac and Elway4Prez quietly talking to each other.
Eagle- Ok, ok, so... we have to catch Ramdrumaster, the 3rd best TDer on this site. That's gonna be pretty hard!
Elway- Yah, I know.... maybe we can just catch him by surprise or he might just come with use because we are the police.
Eagle- Yah, that might work.
They decide to go to Ramdrumaster's house that night. They leave the police station and get to his house without a problem. They wait outside, crouching in the bushes.... then we fade to black and re-appear in the court room. The judge Anthony E. is talking to Big Ben68.
Anthony- Please recall what happened sir.
Ben- Well, Porkins and Detroitfan were TDing. Then someone shot Porkins and kidnapped D-Fan. That's pretty much what happened.
Anthony- Thanks you. Now please tell me, do you have any suspects?
Ben- Actually, we do. We currently suspect Ramdrumaster of doing this crime. He is our only suspect however.
Anthony- Good, I hope we can catch him soon and question him!
Ben- We currently have 2 police forces out after him. Together they should catch him in about 2 or 3 days....
We fade to black again and re-appear in the FN Elementary School where Paddy and BSchwartz go to school. The students are currently learning how to blog about basketball. They are being taught by Cheezhead....
Cheezhead- So students, what are the 3 steps of blogging?
*Paddy raises his hand and gets called on*
Paddy- First you write the blog, then you revise it, and then you add pictures!
Cheezhead- Good job Paddy! Now, I want you all to write me a blog on the NBA Playoffs this year.
Class altogether- Yes, Mr. Cheez!
Cheezhead- Also, I want to see you BSchwartz.
All of the class starts writing except for BS who goes over to his teacher's desk.
Cheezhead- BS, I have noticed that lately you have been goofing off and not paying attention in class. I'm afraid that if this continues, I will have to give you a detention. Do you understand me?
BS- Yes Mr. Cheez.
Cheezhead- Good now go start your essay.
We fade to black and then we appear in a soccer Truth & Rumors....
Unkown Voice- Hehehehehehe!!!! No one will find me here!
Detroitfan- You'll never get away with this whoever you are!
Unknown Voice- I already have you fool!!!!!!!
We fade to black for the last time today....
I hope that you have enjoyed issue 2 of The Troubles of FanNation! I have decided to just post them once a week as posting them on certain days is to hard. I hope that you have enjoyed issue 2 and are looking forward to next week!