I would love to see a cage match with:
Jason Varitek vs. A-rod: A-rod would win, but then again Varitek would keep his catching gear on. Pus*y.
TO vs. McNabb: McNabb would just have to bring a mirror because TO can't stop looking at himself.
Bill Belichick vs. Eric Mangini: Eric would get confused. Bill never shows any emotion so Eric wouldn't even know if he was hurting him. Then Bill would come up with some crazy plot. It would invovle Tom Brady and Richard Simmons. Don't ask me what it is.
David Stern vs. NBA refs: David Stern has machine gun legs. Don't tell anyone.
C.J. Buckner vs. the Red Sox: this one has to happen. C.J. looked like Leslie Nielsen out there. Coco Crisp is gonna drop-kick him in the face at the end of the season.
Mayweather vs. De La Hora: Maybe they will have a tea party this time.
You vs. Burger King Guy: HE WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL AND MAKE IT INTO A WHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Brady vs. Derek Jeter: I gotta admit, Brady would probably win.
John Hancocks Dad vs. The Truck Driver: Would his dad stoop that low? Hell yes.
Thats it. This was a complete waste of a blog. WHY THE HELL DID YOU READ IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!