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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's gold and place
And I was 'round when HBK
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Bischoff
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my Game

I stuck around Connecticut
When I saw it was a time for a change
Beat the boss and his progeny
Stephanie screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When Evolution raged
And competition stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what's screwing you
Is the nature of my Game

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought on Monday nights
In the guise they played
I shouted out,
"Who killed Vincent Kennedy?"
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for contenders
Who'd lost before they walked out on stage

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my Game

Just as every hero is a villain
And all the heels face
As heads is tails
Just call me Triple H
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your backstage politics
Or I'll lay your career to waste

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But hustling you
Is the nature of my Game

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