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In yet another sign that ESPN has officially jumped the shark, the four-letter network reportedly hired Justin "Cry Me a River" Timberlake as the host of the ESPY's. What sport does he play again? I guess doing handkerchief hat-wearing R&B dance moves, while diddling your yet to drop testicles is considered a sport to the ESPN powers-that-be. That's great news. Now the ESPY's are sure to capture the most coveted sports fan demographic; the 12-22 year old girl. Perhaps ESPN can double their return and have Ryan Seacrest do play by play on PBA events and ask Clay Aiken to do color commentary at the Timber Sports Championships.  What is happening to our world?

FlyMaster Signing Off...For Now!

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March 26, 2008  05:58 PM ET

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March 26, 2008  07:07 PM ET

"I guess doing handkerchief hat-wearing R&B dance moves, while diddling your yet to drop testicles is considered a sport to the ESPN powers-that-be"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO.

 
March 27, 2008  02:38 PM ET

Thanks Big M!

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