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I write this on Monday, May 28th. In exactly 5 years, 116 days, and 2 hours the world will end it's cycle. How you ask? By a pay-per-view event gone horribly, horribly wrong. In the next 5 years, David Stern and Bud Selig will get into a large feud. While baseball will be gaining populatirity, basketball will be going down into the craper. Baseball will have the steriods problem wiped out, while basketball will have a problem with faulty basketballs. Thats right, I said faulty basketballs. One day David got so mad at Bud (and at his wife because she didnt make breakfest) that David held a press conference and he proclaimed that he wanted to fight Bud to the death. In a steel cage. Everyone thought that Bud would decline the odd offer. But Bud shocked the world when he said, "Sure, what the hell!" The fight would be held in Greenland. Don't ask me why or how. Everyone thought Bud didn't stand a chance. David was younger, more determined, and fatter. About 300 pounds(he has been trying to eat away his depression before the fight. It hasn't worked to well.) So here we go: the day comes, David steps into the cage and waits for Bud. Bud comes out from behind the curtian and this is what you hear: GASP! Bud all of the sudden has crazy muscles. Everyone was wondering where all the steriods went. It went to Bud's house! He has taken all the steriods. The ref for this fight: Bob Hope. Thats right. They somehow ressurected him from the dead 6 months before. He is alittle slow. They donated half his brain to George W. Bush's son. He was born without one(small joke). Anyhow, so, the gong sounded(no bells, just gongs) So David and Bud started to duke it out, like Ali and Fraiser(only there white and old). It was pretty even for the first couple of moments. Each one would take turns trying to punch the others head clean off. They also had managers. Bud's was Bartolo Colon and David's was Jimmy Page. This fight was seen on the Home Shopping Network(in the future, this will be a pay-per-view channel). It was a 50-round fight. At the end of the 49th round both men were barley alive. But they wouldn't quit. Then in the 50th round, something mindblowing happened. The ring started to shake and a figure started to come out from under the mat. Everyone was in shock. It was..................................................

To Be Continued    

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