scary | The Twilight Zone Of Writing

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| 03:12 PM ET 03.27 |

I can poke fun at my own team see?

It was a dark and cold night.Ghost and Cincy walk through the rough neighborhood near south beach.

Cincy:My bengals just whipped up on those dolphins of yours.

Ghost:So what I already know they suck.Geez what was Parcells thinking brining in Quincy Carter and Maurice Clarett in.

Cincy:Sucks for you guys

Ghost:Hey don't forget we have Chad Johnson now

Cincy:Yeah oh well

(soft,barely noticeable noise is heard by Ghost)

Ghost:What was that?

Cincy:What I didn't hear nothin'

Ghost:I could have sworn I heard something.

Cincy:Yeah and Dolphins are mammals

Ghost:Dolphins are mammals

Cincy:Sure they are

(they continue through the neighborhood arguing about mammals)

Ghost:Wait I heard it again!

Cincy:Lighten up there's nothing out here.

(Then they both hear a roar)

(Cincy screams like a girl and they both start to run.)

Cincy:Oh no what's that in front of us!

Ghost:(screams)Ahhh,it's a Bengals player!!!!!!

(screams of terror in unison)