I liked Cincy's a lot So I decided to make a tale.
*Setting, in San Fransisco walking down a sidewalk by AT and T Field.
Trent: Why do I always walk here alone! Someone could just pop out and scare me.
*Cincy is coming up from behind, he puts his hand on Trent's sholder
Trent: &%*^%*^&*&$^*&, Oh its just you Cincy. You scared the %^$& out of me.
Cincy: Oh, sorry
Trent: Were did you even come from anyway.
Cincy: Oh just walking, getting a rest from the wife.
Trent: ...... Alrighty then. So how bout them Giants? Bonds must be goin out of his mind.
Cincy: Yeah he probably is. Freaking out over in FA land.
Trent: 6 game winning streak. Wow wholda' thunk it.
Cincy: I agree. He had to be an ass.
*Out of the corner of his eye Trent see's a movement.
Trent: Cincy, WHAT WAS THAT!!
Cincy: What was what
Trent: I just saw a movement over by Gate 321
Cincy: Oh its in your immagination keep walking.
*This time both Cincy and Trent see the movement.
Trent: You had to see that!
Cincy: Yeah, I did that time...
*Both scared a hulking frame emerges from the darkness.
Trent: *in a whisper* Cincy!!
Cincy: *Heavy breathing*
*The figure moves closer.
Trent: Im going to puke.... Cincy? CINCY!
*Trent turns around and sees Cincy already down the road. He turns to see the figure in front of him
Barry Bonds: Yo man out of my way.
*Bonds pushes Trent out of the way. Trent breathes a sigh of relief and notices a Syringe hanging from Bonds arm.
Trent: Uhm, Mr Bonds why is there a Syringe in your arm.
Bonds: Oh **** a reporter
*Bonds runs down the road.
Trent: Why was he even here anyway.
*Then he notices the tracks of Eggs and Toilet paper.