I liked Cincy's a lot So I decided to make a tale.

*Setting, in San Fransisco walking down a sidewalk by AT and T Field.  


Trent: Why do I always walk here alone! Someone could just pop out and scare me.

*Cincy is coming up from behind, he puts his hand on Trent's sholder

Trent: &%*^%*^&*&$^*&, Oh its just you Cincy. You scared the %^$& out of me.

Cincy: Oh, sorry

Trent: Were did you even come from anyway.

Cincy: Oh just walking, getting a rest from the wife.

Trent: ...... Alrighty then. So how bout them Giants? Bonds must be goin out of his mind.

Cincy: Yeah he probably is. Freaking out over in FA land.

Trent: 6 game winning streak. Wow wholda' thunk it.

Cincy: I agree. He had to be an ass.

*Out of the corner of his eye Trent see's a movement.

Trent: Cincy, WHAT WAS THAT!!

Cincy: What was what

Trent: I just saw a movement over by Gate 321

Cincy: Oh its in your immagination keep walking.

*This time both Cincy and Trent see the movement.

Trent: You had to see that!

Cincy: Yeah, I did that time...

*Both scared a hulking frame emerges from the darkness.

Trent: *in a whisper* Cincy!!

Cincy: *Heavy breathing*

*The figure moves closer.

Trent: Im going to puke.... Cincy? CINCY!

*Trent turns around and sees Cincy already down the road. He turns to see the figure in front of him 

Barry Bonds: Yo man out of my way.

*Bonds pushes Trent out of the way. Trent breathes a sigh of relief and notices a Syringe hanging from Bonds arm.

Trent: Uhm, Mr Bonds why is there a Syringe in your arm.

Bonds: Oh **** a reporter

*Bonds runs down the road.

Trent: Why was he even here anyway.

*Then he notices the tracks of Eggs and Toilet paper.

Trent: Typical