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  • Yankees star center fielder Hideki Matsui got married yesterday. His bride is 50 ft. tall and breathes fire.

  • He wanted to get married sooner but he had to wait for George Steinbrenner to give him permission.

  • While Matsui was running up to the altar Shelly Duncan slid into him and broke his wrist, and now his bride has to wait until he gets off the Disabled List.

  • When he finally gets to have his honeymoon, he's bringing Yanks manager Joe Girardi along to give him a few pointers for his batting practice.

  • Just in case, he's bringing along A-Rod as Designated Hitter.

  • When the newlyweds left the church all the Yankees threw handfuls of sushi.

  • Mike Piazza was the flower girl.

  • They let Kei Igawa throw out the bridal bouquet, but he missed.

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