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These are some of the funniest sports names ever.

Some of them actually make me think some of

these guys got their fair share of bruises as a kid.

 

Gaylord Perry.........hall of fame pitcher.

If you saw "Meet the Parents" you know how

this one turns out.

 

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Andrew "Bum" Phillips...so if he had a brother did they go

by the names..Big Bum and Little Bum ?

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Harry Colon...former defensive back..Detroit Lions......YIKES !

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Rusty Kuntz...Former outfielder for the Detroit Tigers.

HA HA HA HA !

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Ron Tugnutt...Dallas Stars goalie..."Hey where's Ron ?...."Don't ask"

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Dean Windass...Soccer player for middlesbrough in the UK.

It is known he loves baked beans and boiled eggs.

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Misty Hyman...Olympic swimmer U.S.

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Dick Trickle...Nascar racer.......Poster boy for STD.

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March 31, 2008  11:56 AM ET

FIRSTIES!

March 31, 2008  11:56 AM ET

I'm disappointed...the great Rusty Kuntz got his start with the White Sox....and yet you have a lame Tigers card up there....come on man....

March 31, 2008  11:57 AM ET

Lovely, Harry, lovely. Made me laugh my Harry Colon off.

March 31, 2008  12:08 PM ET

A nice tip of the hat to the old timers. Maybe you could look into some of the great names in modern times too.

March 31, 2008  12:12 PM ET

Josh, he would rather people know his name is Ructy Knutz and make fun of that than find out he played for the Sox, that is MUCH worse. HA-HA, shorts in an MLB game.

March 31, 2008  12:17 PM ET

BS, when you get back into the states... I'm beating you with a shoe.

March 31, 2008  12:19 PM ET

Sorry Josh.............what was i thinking...shout out to the White Sox.

March 31, 2008  12:27 PM ET

LW, we all know you don't own any shoes.

March 31, 2008  12:29 PM ET

Yes he does.. he has killer set of black pumps..very nice.

March 31, 2008  12:30 PM ET

Pumps'll F*** up your face... trust me on this.


NOT THAT I OWN ANY! No... uh-uh....

March 31, 2008  12:35 PM ET

Yeah..i think if you wake up with black pump holes in your face..it's time to re-evaluate your free time.

March 31, 2008  12:38 PM ET

Or re-evaluate your choice in women... or in BS's case, men.

March 31, 2008  12:39 PM ET

true Harry, either re-evaluate your free time, or don't take any more free drink LW gives you.

March 31, 2008  12:44 PM ET

Hey... in my defense, i did say "You've never had a drink like this one before."

March 31, 2008  12:55 PM ET

Yeah and that is the last thing.. the person remembers hearing from the night before..then they wake up with their shirt on inside out and a sore butt.

March 31, 2008  01:02 PM ET

is this from experience Harry?

March 31, 2008  01:03 PM ET

Dick Trickle: hehehehehe

March 31, 2008  01:05 PM ET

is this from experience Harry?

Lilwound | 03/31/08, 01:02 PM

Yes it is..and also the last time i sleep over at your house.

March 31, 2008  01:13 PM ET

oh yeah... I forgot that night... I finished your drink for you after you passed out... but my butt hurt too...

 
March 31, 2008  01:14 PM ET

Don't get offended Harry, LW drugs people and brings them home almost every night. He can't remember them all.

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