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"The Daly Double"

Hello, and welcome to Jeopardy, I'm your host Alex Trebek. This week on Jeopardy, we will be playing Celebrity Jeopardy with our contestants from the field of sports.

Let's meet today's celebrity sports contestants: Marion Jones from USA Track and Field, Roger Clemens from Major League Baseball and John Daly from the Professional Golf Association. 

Let's start with Marion; you were America's darling at the 2000 Olympic Games in Sydney, when you won five medals and were considered one of America's greatest female track and field athletes. Recently, you forfeited all your medals and prizes you won since September 1, 2000 by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.

"Yes Alex, that's why I am on the show, I'm broke; I could use the cash."

Our next contestant is a seven-time Cy Young award winner, and called by ESPN as the greatest living pitcher, a man that recently has come under fire in the Mitchell report as a user of illegal performance enhancing drugs, Roger Clemens.

"Yes Alex, that's why I am on the show; to clear my name and all the great achievements I have accomplished in baseball."  

Our final contestant is one of golf's longest hitters, a man that was declared "zero to hero" in 1991 after he won the PGA Championship; a man that has battled many addictions, please welcome "Long" John Daly.

Nice to have you with us, good luck. Here we go; the Jeopardy round. As always, one daily double in these categories:

Famous Dailies

Performance Enhancing?  

Sport Foods

Name that Metal/Medal

British Naval History

Things with Red in it

 

Marion, you won the draw, you select first.

"Alex, I'll take Performance Enhancing for $200."

THC or THG?

Marion rings.

"What is THC?"

No, Roger.

"What is THG; everyone knows THC is the psychoactive ingredient in Marijuana."

Correct. Roger, please continue.

"Performance Enhancing for $400."

EPO or EPA.

Roger.

"What is EPO?"

That's correct.

"EPO stands for Erythropoietin."

Roger, you sure know your drugs.

"I sure do, and I know what I put in my body! I'll take Sports Foods for $200."

This spicy upstate New York appetizer is named after a 2,500 pound animal that cannot fly.

Roger rings.

"What are Buffalo Wings?"

Continue.

"Sports Foods for $400."

The commonly used spice is also a baseball practice drill.

Roger.

"What is Pepper?" 

Continue.

"Sports Foods for $600."

Often occurring when a high arching golf ball lands in a soft, sandy bunker.

Roger.

"What is a Fried Egg?"

Correct.

"Hey Alex, you're making me hungry!" responded John.

"Sports Foods for $800."

What keglers call three strikes in a row.

Roger.

"What is striking out the side?"

No, John.

"What is a Turkey?"

Yes! Do you want to finish out the category?

"Yes."

For $1000 dollars; mixed with equal parts lemonade and iced tea along with two shots of vodka, this drink is named after a hard drinking golfer.

Marion.

"What is an Arnold Palmer?"

No, John.

"Who is me?"

I need more information.

"Who is John Daly?"

Correct!

"Alex I'll take Dailies for $200."

One of the four New York newspapers.

"What is the New York Daily News?"

Correct. John, continue.

"Dailies for $400."

The head coach who lead the "Bad Boys" to back-to-back world championships.

"Who is Chuck Daley?"

Correct.

"Let's stick with the Dalies for $600."

Ding, ding, ding-- The Daily Double. John, how much would you like to wager?

"Laughs. You know me, it's all or nothing. Alex, I bet it all!"

That's the John Daly we've all come to know and love.

This professional athlete was ceremoniously dropped by his swing coach and missed his Pro-Am tee time at Arnold Palmer's Bay Hill Classic on the same day.

John.

"Who is me?"

That IS a Daly Double!

 

Copyright 2008   Steve Kay

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