FN is a diverse community with much drama going around...so I will be writing a soap opera for FN. If you want a cameo, just Fanmail me and you WILL get one guaranteed or else you will get your money back. This will be coming every Friday.
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We fade into the neighborhood street with the three criminals. Officers Anthony, RUGator and Dwade are stunned and don't know what to do. Officer Anthony immediately takes charge.
Officer Anthony (shaken up): Alright alright, you two handle Ben and J Hova, and I'll make sure Dawgee is okay, and I will call for help.
Officer Dwade (while walking to police car): Let's get ready to take them by surprise.
Officer RUGator (pulls out pistol): You take the right side I take the left.
Both officers split up, while Officer Anthony waits until it's safe for him to check on Dawgee. Dwade and RUGator are on separate sides of the car.
Officer RUGator: GET OUT OF THE CAR RIGHT NOW!
Ben: Well, you're kinda blocking the way...
Officer RUGator: Don't try to be funny with me! *steps aside* Now, GET OUT!
All three criminals step out of the car, and Dwade comes to RUGator's side of the car. Anthony goes to check on Dawgee.
Officer Dwade: Get down on your knees NOW!
J Hova: C'mon, why can't we stay standing?
Officer RUGator (aims pistol at J Hova's head): Do you want my little friend to tell you?
J Hova: Naah, it's ok.
The camera switches to Anthony and Dawgee.
Officer Anthony: Dawgee, are you okay?
Dawgee doesn't respond. Fearing the worst, Anthony calls the FNPD.
Officer Anthony: Hello, hello?!?!
FNPD Operator Foosball: Yes, how can I help you sir?
Officer Anthony: This is Officer Anthony, we've got a huge problem here! CODE RED! CODE RED!
FNPD Operator Foosball: We'll dispatch an ambulance immediately. Stay calm, check his pulse.
Officer Anthony: It's faint...I'm scared!
FNPD Operator Foosball: Stay calm. The ambulance will be there any minute.
We switch to Dwade and RUGator who are trying to handle the three criminals.
Officer Dwade: OK, HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
The criminals comply. Officer RUGator helps Ben and J Hova into the other police car, while Officer Dwade begins to question Tracy about the scale and the dope.
Officer Dwade: OK lady, we found 175 milligrams of dope. Explain yourself.
Tracy (shocked): WHAT?!?! 175!!! I thought there was only 25...
Officer Dwade: If there was only 25 I would drop the charges because you have been cooperative unlike your boyfriend and the druggy here.
Tracy (on verge of tears): But there was only 25!
Officer Dwade: You can plead your case in court. Get in the car.
As Officers RUGator and Dwade take the three criminals downtown, an ambulance approaches. Two hospital workers step out of the car with a cart to take Dawgee to the FN Hospital.
Hospital worker NYFan (grimly): This looks bad.
Hospital worker Real Sports: Yes, We have to rush him.
Hospital worker NYFan: You strap him up, I'll stop the bleeding.
Hospital worker Real Sports: He's kinda chunky...wanna help me Officer?
Officer Anthony helps Real Sports, and NYFan stops the bleeding. They go into the Ambulance and rush to the FN Hospital.
I'm sick (as my name says). I'll finish this tonight.