Welcome to the Troubles of FanNation Volume 3! Sorry that we haven't had a new issue for awhile but I didn't have enough time to get online and write it.  Anyway, though here it is! I hope you enjoy issue 3! If you missed issue 2 then here is the link to it: http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/168976

We fade into Ramdrumaster's yard.  EagleManiac and Elway4Prez are getting ready to try and catpure Ramdrumaster for questioning.  On the other side of the yard, Dawgee Fresh, Dyhard, and CavaBearDians are getting ready to also try and capture Ram.

Elway- Alright let's move in!

On the other side of the yard...

Dawgee- C'mon guys, let's move!

Both teams of detectives enter the house through opposite doors.  Dawgee and his team start to search the bottom floor but Elway and Eaglemaniac go upstairs.  We head with Elway and Eagle for now as they slowly head up the stairs...

Elway *whispering*- Hurry up, I think I hear him snoring from over this way.

Eagle- Ok, let's go and see!

They creep into Ramdrumaster's bedroom and see him sleeping on the bed.

Elway *standing over Ram*- Did you bring the rope?

Eagle- Yep, here I'll tie him up.

Ramsrumaster- *Snores*

They start to tie Ram up but suddenly he wakes up.  They start TDing to try and subdue Ram but Ram crushes them.  Meanwhile, downstairs, Dyhard hears the commotion upstairs and he motions to the rest of his team and they rush upstairs... we then head to a commercial break.

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Dyhard and his team rushes upstairs to see what the commotion is.  When they get there they manage to knock out Ramdrumaster and tie him up.

Dyhard- Whew, that was hard work!

Dawgee- Yah I know!

CavaBears- So should we take him back to the police station?

Dyhard- Yep.  I'll carry Ram and you two take Elway and Eagle.

*Note- Elway and Eagle were knocked out by Ram*

We then fade to blackand re-appear in a dark dim room.  Detroitfan is tied to a chair and conversing with a person who lurks in the shadows...

D-Fan- When are you going to let me go?

Unkown Person- Whenever the FNPD pays my ransom fee!

D-Fan- But that could be forever!

Unkown Person- Yes, I know.  They have no clue who I am.  They chased Ramdrumaster, the TDer that I framed! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

We then have D-Fan start arguing with his captor who quickly gets annoyed with him and slaps him 'till he shuts up.  We then fade to black and re-appear in a hospital room.  Porkins is lying in bed and conversing with the doctors, Dudeman and C.C.C.

Porkins- Ugh, when will I be able to get out of here?

Dudeman- Hmmm.... I would say that you can leave in about 3 weeks but no TDing for 2 months.

Porkins- 2 MONTHS!!!!! That's alot!

C.C.C- Listen, you have to understand, you were shot in your TDing bone.  That is a serious injury! You're lucky that you could ever TD again!

Porkins- Fine but I won't be happy with it.

Dudeman- I'm glad that you understand, we will try to make you comfortable here.

We then fade to a commercial break...

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We then fade to black and fade into car.  Redskinmaniac is picking up her kids from school.  They climb into the back of the car and Red drives away.

Red- So, did you have a nice day at school today?

BSchwartz- Yah, pretty nice.

Paddy- Me too.

Red- Your dad is going to be away on business for the next few days, he had an emergency call and had to leave immediately.

BS- Oh well, I hope he has fun!

Red- He should be back in 2 or 3 days so it's not to bad.

Paddy- Oh, that's good!

Red- Yah, I know.

We then fade to black for the last time today....

                                -Da Masta