Bill Buckner was a nice (though somewhat akward) touch to Opening Day at Fenway, but something tells me these guys would like to throw out a first pitch of their own:
"Whew, they mistook me for the W.B. Mason guy."
"I'm the reason why Billy had to move to Idaho!"
"So this is what I get for giving God all the credit huh?"
"You'd rather see me than Wood on the mound anyhow!"
"At least my first pitch to Joe Carter was good too!"
"I'm good at punching walls too!"