FanNation

Four baseball fans, each from a Major League city, are climbing a mountain. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team. As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "this is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top. Next, the Braves fan yells, "I love Atlanta," and throws himself off of the mountain. Suddenly the Yankees fan yells, "this is for EVERYONE," and pushes the red sox fan off.

Two red sox fans are on a train to watch a baseball game. They start making fun of a couple of Yankee supporters who have only one ticket between the two of them. Just before the conductor appears, both Yankee fans go into the bathroom and lock the door behind them. When the conductor knocks on the door they slip the ticket under the door, the conductor clips it, slides it under the door, and off he goes.

On the return trip, the red sox fans decide to pull the same trick and purchase only one ticket for the two of them. They notice that yet again the two Yankee supporters have only one ticket between them. The red sox fans realize there is only one bathroom per carriage and quickly take the lead, locking themselves in before the Yankee fans- leaving them nowhere to go. One minute later, the Yankee fans without a ticket strolls over to the bathroom and knocks on the door...

Big Papi after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded red sox flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity," God said. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."

Papi felt special, indeed, and walked into his house. On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three- story mansion with a bright white and blue sidewalk, a 50 foot flagpole with a Yankee flag flying on it, and a Yankee logo in every window. In the front yard was a sign reading 'Welcome To The Bronx.'

Papi looked at God and said, "I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I won two World Series rings, more awards than I can remember. God answered, "So what do you want to know, Papi?" "Well, why does Derek Jeter get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Big Papi, thats not Jeter's house... it's mine."