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When the Pope visits Yankee Stadium he promises to sprinkle holy water on the spot where construction worker Gino Castagnoli buried the David Ortiz Red Sox shirt.

 

"If I get my hands on [Castagnoli] I'm going to turn him over to the Spanish Inquisition, so they can stretch him on the rack," said the Pope.

 

 The Pope said he is bringing his baseball glove to the stadium for A-Rod to hit him a few flies.  "Everybody at the Vatican loves the Yanks," the Pope said.  "We're going to fly the paint a mural of Joe DiMaggio on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel."

 

The Pope said that he will not be visiting Boston on this trip.  "Forget the Red Sox.  They're a bunch of bums," he joked.

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