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First of all, the FlyMaster apologizes in advance for drifting outside of the sports world, but this is a necessary evil.

Everytime they show polygamists their ladies are always sporting some "Little House on the Prairie" frocks that cover everything but their feet.  Their hair is all put up in some Harriet Beecher Stowe coif, and their skin is as pasty as a pile of mayonaisse sitting in snow.  Did it ever occur to them that if they changed up their uniforms they might get a little more respect and maybe normal monogamists wouldn't be so quick to call them weirdos?  Think about it, the Cleveland Cavs always stunk, but they switched their unis periodically to disguise the fact that they were a terrible team.  Check out what the Devil Rays did when they became the Rays.  Even the Cincy Bengals have made wardrobe changes to disguise the hideous nature of their organization.

If the FlyMaster was running a polygamist sect the first thing he'd do is switch up the uniforms.  Gone would be the Michael Landon outfits, and in their place would be stylish futuristic mini-skirts and colored hairdos.  The motto would be, "Polygamy---The Future is Now!"  Nobody is accepting of old, tired looking threads.  Polygamist ladies look like the smell and they are unkept.  That's no way to present some out of the box thinking.  You have to accesorize and make changes to the unis to let folks know that this is where it's at.  So to all you polygamists out there, do like the Atlanta Hawks or the Washington Wizards and upgrade your uniforms.  We might be able to listen to your arguments if you stylize just a tad.

FlyMaster Signing Off...For Now!

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