Favrefan's Bizzaro NBA Season Awards (15)

MVP- Stephon Marbury.  I'm trying to think of anyone that has ever been more actively detrimental to his team.  Nothing comes to mind.

 

Rookie- Yi Jianlian.  Who?  A top six draft pick should do more than 8.6 and 5.4.

 

MIP- Zach Randolph.  His stats didn't change much (-6 ppg, same # of rebounds), but he was exponentially worse.  If could have just been the dysfunction of the Knicks rubbing off on him though.

 

Coach- Isiah Thomas.  How did this guy remain gainfully employed for so long?  He could possibly be the worst manager of any sort in sports history.

 

GM- Marc Iavaroni.  Gave away Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown, succesfully placing Brown AND Darko Milicic on the same team.  Talk about twin towers!

 

Defensive player- Zach Ranolph.  There is no "d" in him.  Winner of two bizzaro awards, would make a serious run at bizzaro MVP if not for the extraoridinary of Marbury.

 

5th man (worst starter)- Mark Blount, though you could insert most anyone from the Heat, Knicks, or Bucks here.  Definitly some tough competition here.

 

Owner- Clay Bennett.  I hate him.  Not as much as ****, but more often. 

 

 

Iavaroni is not the GM of Memphis. He is the head coach. Yi needs time. Nowitzki and KG had similar numbers rookie year.

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I recall you saying that Yi would be rookie of the year Ruby.

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