10.He plays for the brewers hehe(dyhard)
9.That scary beard
8.The freaky goggles
7.He doesn't throw that great pitch he use to throw as well
5.He keeps blowing saves
4.He's worse on your fantasy team right now than Mendoza would
3.You just won't convert 84 saves in a row all the time
1.Steroids couldn't help him!How can you trust him?