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There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle-ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area we call the 'Twilight Zone'

(Cue Theme Music)

Meet NYFAN, just a normal New Jersey suberbian, but what he is about to experience, can only experience in....The Twlight Zone.

NYFAN sits in his suberban home in New Jersey. Looking in awe at his once in a life time Phantom of the Opera tickets. They were front row seats and were 120 PER SEAT! Still watching his buddy Trent walks in.

"When are you going to stop looking at those things man!" Trent said,

"When I'm driving to go there! Thats when!" NYFAN responded

He then slaps Trent in the head and sits back down to look at the tickets.

"WELL WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING! I HOPE IT'S SOON! I have a party to throw"

NYFAN looked at his watch,

"As a matter of fact it is time for me to leave, good bye ******"

This time, Trent punched NYFAN in the face.

"What the **** was that for"

"Just go!"

NYFAN rubbed his face and was on his way. It was a couple hours later when he arrived to the show. When he arrived he noticed he was a little late, but there were no cars in the parking lot, not one.

"Thats interesting," He said to himself.

He walked in and noticed they house was full. Very confused his shook it off. He got to his seat right in time for the beggining song. He touched the guys sholder next to him,

"Did I miss anything?" NYFAN said to the stranger. 

A zombie turned back to NYFAN,

"No NYFAN, your right on time."

and immediatly the play stopped and everyone moved towards him.

When Trent realized NYFAN didn't come back he looked everywhere. He was never seen again. But if you listen close, the songs of Phantom of the Opera and NYFANS screams combine in a duet, but only in The Twlight Zone.

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